QCrimes: Creepy Facebook Sex Extortionist Sentenced

You may remember the heartwarming story of fucked-in-the-head teen extortionist, 18-year-old Anthony Stancl of New Berlin, Wisconsin who racked up 12 felony charges and potentially over 300 years in jail by posing as a girl on Facebook to coerce 31 male high school classmates into sexual blackmail.
Well, bust out the bubbly kids, because the fucker’s been sentenced to fifteen years in prison! He’s now 19 and though he reportedly apologized to his victims, “saying he has learned to understand what his victims went through,” the same article also says that Stancl “showed no emotion” during his sentencing.

Sure, Stancl’s not the most handsome swan on the lake, but a couple of years, a gym membership, and maybe a little intensive shock therapy might have turned the toady gimp into a mediocre fuck-duck. If only he’d been patient. Let that be a lesson to you tech-savvy readers: if you’re gonna blackmail anyone for sex, do it to an adult. After all, some of adults like that sort of thing.
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