Help BUTT Magazine and American Apparel Find “The Best Bottom In The World”

This week’s Ask QC guy was looking to become an awesome bottom. However, some of us want a guy who’s already got an awesome bottom. Indie gay art zine, Butt Magazine and the American Apparel clothing store know what we’re talking about. They’ve started a contest search for The Best Bottom In The World to help them sell their million-colored under-roos. Here’s the deets:

We’re looking for a brand new bum (the best in the world!) to be the new “face” for our always expanding intimates and briefs lines. The winners will be flown to LA, photographed and featured online.Two winners – selected by American Apparel judges – will be eligible to be our next butt model. The top ten contestants, as voted on by the public, will receive a grab bag of American Apparel items valued at $300.

So they’re soliciting men and women (like yourself) to submit a picture of their backsides clad in their briefs. And you the viewer gets to look and rate each butt on a scale of 1 to 5. We’ve looked through the gallery and there are three types of entrants:
1) Hunky men whose bubble-butts pop in AA’s boner-inducing array of colors,
2) Flat-assed guys who have given themselves wedgies and bent over to simulate the appearance of an actual ass, and
3) Fat-bottomed hipsters who make the rockin’ world go round.
So whose booty-jiggle makes you wriggle? Or better yet, which one of our QC readers will be brave enough to put their buns in the fire? The softcore pornographers at American Apparel need your help. The fate of masturbating art fags and in-store perverts lies in your musty, crotch-smelling hands.