QCA Comics: Foreskin Man Saves The, Uh… Dicks
Miles Hastwick is a corporate scientist who heads the Museum of Genital Integrity. But when a young baby boy finds himself in danger of “male genital mutilation” (aka circumcision), Hastwick suddenly changes into FORESKIN MAN! Using his plasma rocket boots and superhuman strength, Foreskin Man fights the likes of mad Dr. Mutilator from stealing the foreskins of young tots.
So why the heck did someone create an anti-circumcision comic? PR Web explains:
Foreskin Man #1 is written and created by Matthew Hess, who is president of MGMbill.org. The group is pushing to enact U.S. legislation that would protect boys from forced circumcision the same way that girls are protected.
“The Foreskin Man comic book uses popular art to shine a spotlight on the practice of infant circumcision,” said Hess. “Over the years there have been a lot of rationalizations and justifications to keep it going, but the bottom line is that forced circumcision violates human rights. I hope this story will help convince some people of that in a way that words alone cannot.”
Although Hess wrote the story in Foreskin Man #1 himself, he had the artwork commissioned to give it a professional comic book feel.
“I’ve been a fan of comic books since before I could even read the words in them, so I wanted the art to be at least as good as the story,” said Hess. “I’m very happy with how it came out, and I hope readers enjoy it.”
The premise begs a few questions: First, will Foreskin Man ever knockout a Jewish moyle for trying to perform a bris? That might make him seem anti-Semitic. Second, we know Foreskin Man digs chicks, but is he bisexual? Just wondering because we spend a lot of time wondering if men are cut or uncut ourselves. And lastly, does Foreskin Man have a foreskin of did he decide to become a superhero because of his own botched circumcision? Hey, it happens… if someone horribly disfigured our wieners during infancy, we’d grab a cape and tights too.
As it is though, cut or uncut, we just like putting them in our mouths. And when we’re done sucking cock we enjoy reading issue #1 of Foreskin Man. Foreskin has never been so fascinating!
