QCrimes: Did Aden Jaric Smash Jordan Jaric’s Face With A Glass Paperweight?!!
Talk about drama! First the non-promiscuous porn pair, the Jarics, broke up. Then Aden Jaric said they got back together (but Jordan Jaric said that they didn’t). And now The Sword has reported that Aden hit Jordan in the face in public with a glass paperweight!
According to The Sword, the couple got caught kissing at “a party for their dentist, ‘Dr. Bling,’ on Tuesday night.” Then the two judged a drag pageant on Thursday night shortly before the attack went down. Byron Beck has more:
According to witnesses, The Jarics, [judges of the Miss Thing drag pageant], were given gifts from a local clothing store—including a glass paperweight. It was at or near another bar, Boxxes, where witnesses said that during an alcohol-fueled argument Aden hit Jordan in the face with an object. The cops were called. Aden was hauled off to jail. According to sources Jordan did not press charges.
Due to the nature of the allegation—domestic violence—the case is considered confidential and Portland Police will not comment on it, but the police could confirm Aden was arrested at Northwest 9th and Lovejoy Street at approx. 3 am Thursday morning, July 15, and charged with assault in the fourth degree and one count of harassment.
Jordan may not be pressing charges, but how badly did his beautiful mug get damaged? The attack apparently caused enough commotion to get the police to arrest Aden. Maybe Aden got tired of Jordan acting like they’re still apart and so he said, “If I can’t have your pretty face, then no one can!!!” and then set upon him like a telenovella villainess trying to crush her ex-amor.
Or maybe he slipped on a used condom and accidentally planted his commemorative paperweight right into his lover’s face—these things happen.
Either way, the kicker is that Aden and Jordan are set to appear together at an event this Sunday! We called the event organizers and they said that the arrest is merely a rumor, but we’re not so sure. For anyone holding tickets, it promises to be a lively occasion (bring a hockey mask, just in case Aden goes nuts).
But wait, it gets better. Both Aden and Jaric have responded to the story. First, here’s Aden’s take:
If he wouldnt have thrown me to the ground and fucked up my knee and hand it wouldnt have happened. I guess thats what happens when you fuck me the night before and all the next day and then say to not say anything because his new man wouldnt be ok with it, he didnt want him to find out and took it out on me, i protected myself. stop cheating…. didnt you learn that with me?
And then Jordan’s reaction via Twitter:
Sticks and stones will break my bones but nothing will ever harm my integrity, I am not aggressive and didn’t throw a punch That’s the truth.
Aden is delusional and I was going to keep this incident private because nothing good will come out of talking shit, look inward…
I truly hope Aden gets the help he needs and I’m leaving it at that, good luck dude…
I will still be attending Popsicle and Sanctuary and hosting the events at SD pride to put the rumors to rest…
Jordan… such a professional. Is Aden delusional? Could anyone ever tell them apart to begin with? No, no they couldn’t. Kudos to the QCommenter who said they saw a trainwreck in progress when these two supposedly got back together. We’ll be counting down the days until we finally see them fuck someone other than themselves.
Is this story going on the Jarics QC Fan Club page? You bet your smashed in face it is!
