Mormon Boyz: Elder Taylor

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Like a lot of Mormon missionaries MB talks to, Elder Taylor wanted to do something on the site without showing his face. MB generally doesn't go for it, but Elder Taylor is just so dang sexy even in a mask!

MB asked him why he'd be willing to come meet up but not show his face.

"You have to look and act a part. That's part of serving an honorable Mormon mission. Most missionaries don't actually fit that part-well, most Mormons, I guess. But as long as you don't let people know what's going on upstairs, you're fine."

The Hottest Wettest Maxipad Commercials You've Ever Seen (Kinda)

This is Brad. He's handsome, cultured, and prepared to make you cream your panties with rosemary sunflower risotto, two complimentary copies of his new cookbook, and saying "fiddlesticks" as he removes his shirt to reveal his beautifully sculpted body underneath. It's the sort of evening that really gives us a lesbian boner... that is, until he takes us out back to compare the thickness of maxipads. Then the date really goes downhill. If you wanna get to third base, you're running into the outfield, Brad. Now shut the hell up and eat our manbox.

Oh well. Maybe we will do better with Ryan. He's a smug, self-satisfied prick who makes toys for underprivileged orphans (like we give a fuck). Luckily, Mr. Perfect is a crappy actor who rips his stupid shirt off to let you eye-rape his perfect torso before uttering those immortal words of passion, "Don't you just hate moisture?" And then... OH NO!!! He's set up a fucking science project about how well different sanitary napkins absorb a woman's monthly spaghetti jamboree. "It's not fair that you should have to experience this every month." And it's not fair that we should have to experience him talking instead of moaning on all fours like a dumb cockslut. Moving on...

Then there's Trevor. Trevor loves vacuuming and keeping up his eight hundred medical degrees so his mom can ooze all over what a brainiac he is. Luckily he knows that tidiness and smarts mean nothing compared to getting naked. So just as he reveals that he's not wearing underwear and sits down at the piano to fuck your brains out, he starts talking about tampons again! Jesus, what is it with these guys? Is it that we keep going after bisexuals or that really sensitive men just hate vaginal moisture so much that they can't go one minute in a date without talking about how much it disgusts them?

What we love though is that these three men are obviously cruising the women's college looking for vulnerable women, luring them back to their place with promises of music, laundry, and candlelit dinners... showing some skin and then pulling the ol' bait-and-switch to sell you tampons. It's kinda like when we followed that cute guy home from the club only to end up with a 26-piece tupperware set. Yes, we would have preferred sex, but those sealable lids really do a good job of keeping out moisture. Love: zero, capitalism: one.

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Straight Hell: Benjamin(9)

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Bel Ami: Kris Evans and Dolph Lambert

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This photo session was taken in the summer of 2009 in an old castle in Central Hungary. Bel Ami shot two layouts in this beautiful location: one soft and one regular. This is the latter. The cover for the "Kris & Dolph" DVD came from this session.

Active Duty: Dane and Dorian

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Blake Mason: Jayden

Blake Mason: Jayden

Blake decided to bring out the big guns this week so meet the delicious Jayden! He's only 22 but every single inch of this fella is oozing testosterone. Jayden has these beautiful blue eyes that captivate your attention, classic good looks, one fit gym built body and a hefty cock that is impressively thick and flanked by two large low hanging balls.

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Katy Perry Wants To See Your Peacock

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Next Door Male: Tex

Next Door Male: Tex

Meet Tex, a young cowboy from the midwest that has made his way to the sunny state of California to show off his assets, and let us tell you, he's packing some serious meat, and serious body and his balls are full of creamy man milk that he unloads all over himself after stroking his cock with the infamous FleshLight.

Randy Blue: Richard and Shane

Randy Blue: Richard and Shane

Richard Pierce just can't keep his hands off of Shane Fisher. Sure these guys are both straight, but why pass up a chance at a little straight hardcore man on man ass action?

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Corbin Fisher: Brick

Corbin Fisher: Brick

Freshman boxer Brick is completely chill and fun to be around - as well as hot to watch. Corbin Fisher was struck by how open he was about some of his past experiences. He considers himself bi, even though he's only been with one guy, and that was only getting head, not full-on action.

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Hot Jocks Nice Cocks: Nick Toretto and Tucker Vaughn

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HairBoyz: Dirk Jager and Luc Bonay

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Dirk Jager's ripped adominal muscles and furry pecs never fail to make us weak in the knees. Speaking of which, he makes Luc Bonay weak in the knees too, but by fucking him in the ass with a big tool rather than just because of his amazing body.

You Wear Nice Underwear... But Are They Bulletproof?

Leave it to the Brits to worry about someone shooting their secret agents in the dong. Now James Bond's martini olives will be safe as Her Majesty's family jewels because they'll be encased in the most unattractive pair of boxer briefs you've ever seen—bulletproof boxer briefs! The audio on the video's kinda bad, but we would have preferred to see them tested while someone was wearing them. "Pip, pip. Cheerio. Take a bullet to the bits, Reginald. That's a lad."

Men Over 30: Adam Rogue

Adam Rogue at Men Over 30

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Cazzo Club: Domink Belko + Lucio Saints

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