David Beckham’s Package Comes Under Scrutiny

And boy are we grateful. British tabloid The Daily Mail ran a story today questioning the size of David Beckham’s (rather impressive) bulge. Beckham’s latest campaign, this time for H&M, has him running about the streets of Beverly Hills in his underwear. By now, bulge padding is pretty standard fare for commercials, but who are we to complain?

Beckham’s new campaign, shot by Guy Ritchie, is set to air on February 6th, which means we all have proper masturbatory commitments just in time for Valentine’s Day. Let’s take a moment to appreciate Beckham’s package and agree that we don’t really give a shit if it’s been padded.



Also, let’s go ahead and admit that we’d all move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat if David Beckham promised to go running about our streets. If you know what I mean.