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Little Britain comedian David Walliams embarrassed DJ Mark Ronson (older brother of Lohan ex-love-object Samantha Ronson) during his Concert For CARE comedy sketch at the O2 Academy in Brixton, south London on Monday by shaking a sausage in his face and then stripping off his trousers in front of a live audience. The Sun gives the details:

David invited Mark on stage to be part of his act as he adopted the guise of pervy Little Britain character Des Kaye - the failed kids' TV presenter turned DIY store worker.

After prodding Mark's face with a sausage, "Des" leapt on the music maker, rubbed up against him and went for his trousers - sending my Walliams gay-o-meter firmly to the pink side.

Check out this video of the actual stripping! Mark looks absolutely horrified as David grabs his package and then commits a gay onstage molestation, almost getting his full kit off. Even though Mark probably didn't find it very funny, we certainly enjoyed it (though not for comic value). We wish we could get an even closer look at Mark's hairy bum or his sausage. Now that's entertainment!

For more naked celebs, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.

Thanks to Manhunt Daily for the pics

Via Sticky

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If you've ever been or know someone who has gone to "ex-gay" therapy, then you know that those places are usually cruising grounds for closeted men. You're more likely to learn how to polish a knob or dye your shoes than (ahem) enjoy making love to a woman. But don't let that get you down. You don't have to be gay if you don't wanna. Just ask Randy from Exeter International. No that he's no longer gay, he's enjoying the good life, full of BBQ, football innings, and his girlfriend's bad hair.

We're not sure if you got the memo, but actor Gerard Butler might be bisexual. How do we know? Well, apart from admitting as much in an old interview, he seems to like playing with his ass quite a bit. While filming Gamer, he and his male cohorts mooned the director on his birthday. During the same movie, Butler shoved six fresh donuts between his ass-cheeks as a prank (we're hoping someone at least got to eat them... his ass-cheeks we mean).

And now, his recent nude scene in Law Abiding Citizen had him preoccupied with bulking up his "skinny, tight ass". Towleroad reports:

"I love to show my rear end in roles. I fear it's becoming a bit of a habit, a tradition that I have to show my ass in every movie that I can. This was always a great scene in the movie and actually speaks volumes about this character and part of the wackiness and unexpectedness that happens... He's completely unpredictable and so when he strips off it makes sense. I mean there's a genius behind that and if it means I have to bare my ass again than so be it. I've always had a skinny, tight ass but I had to bulk up for this film; I was inspired by watching (Robert) DeNiro in Taxi Driver during the scene where he's doing the push-ups and he's so cut. A lot more is said in that than somebody just being big and kind of a meathead...Whenever I make those decisions to be naked, I go, 'Oh shit here's another three months of being on a diet and getting that body back!'"

The good folks at Tabloid Prodigy rounded up all the nude stills of Butler from Law Abiding Citizen so we can spend our time jerking off now, instead of repeatedly pausing the DVD player whenever the movie comes out.

If you give a damn about, y'know, the actual movie, we've got the trailer, after the jump!

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Good evening, ghouls and ghosts! We're celebrating Halloween early by pulling back the curtain on 3 of porn's most scarifying stars— Tommy D, Cody Cummings, and Mason Wyler. Check out our fun monster mash video with Tommy D as Frankenstein's monster, Cody Cummings as the Wolfman, and Mason Wyler as Drac all doing the Transylvania Twist!

We didn't choose their costumes lightly. Tommy D's keeps a hanging body part in his private lab below and he enjoys using different man parts to create monster scenes! Cody Cumming's a real lady killer who's been growing out his chest hair and making gay men howl with lust and outrage! And Mason Wyler is known for cumming upon men in his chamber and sucking them dry before they plunge their stakes deep into him.

Check out our video and the join the monster party at Tommy's, Cody's, or Mason's place—you'll have a terrifyingly good time!

A few months ago we mentioned the inimitable Dylan Rosser's new book, RED, featuring hot models barely concealing their genitals with red fabric. Now Dylan's released a hot little video to help plug the book. Sadly because it's a YouTube video, there's no cock, but there's enough of abs, pubes, and ass to give you a clear idea just how RED hot his models are!

Guess who's been practicing his stripper moves when mom's away? Curtis won't be buying his own drinks this summer at Fire Island, boys. No siree, he'll just shake his ba-dunk-a-dunk and the sugar daddies will come a' runnin'. It's like he's glued two jello molds on his buttcheeks just to give a more impressive jiggly display. Who says skinny white guys don't have no asses. Au contraire!

But he doesn't stop there! The 21-year-old pole-dancer ingenue also performs My Neck, My Back and Day and Night with his trademark booty-shaking served up in skimpy twink outfits. He's even got some instructional videos if you want to learn how to really pop your dumps to earn that dollar! Check out all the action at his YouTube page—Tinydancer88.

And don't forget the writhing twink who did a video for Shakira's She Wolf!

Between the all the jewelry, treating people like sex objects, and macho over-compensation, it's obvious that rap is totally gay. Except that rappers can retain their manly-gangster edge by claiming "no homo" after saying anything even remotely gay (as in, "Suck my dick... no homo").

Bryan Safi of Current TV's InfoMania discusses the "no homo" phenomenom in the show's recurring segment, "That's Gay." Last time we had him on QC he discussed "Gayngels", the homosexual saviors who save the day whenever life gets too heavy (on reality TV). This time, Safi's even funnier and you get to see him roll off of another dude shirtless—score!

We think "no homo's" ridicustupilame. Someone might wanna tell these guys that there are several up and coming homo-hop brother and sisters who actually have the courage to stand up and admit they like cocksucking and rug-munching without putting anyone down. As the saying goes, "They're more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get."

If you're reading this, you're probably already an expert at masturbation with years (if not decades) of "firsthand" experience—but are you a masturbating champion? Yeah, maybe jerk-off six or eight times a day (amateur), but can you jerk-off continuously erect for 9 hours and 58 minutes?!! No? Bah. Then you are no match for Masanobu Sato, world record holder for "Longest Time Spent Masturbating/Male" who dominated this year's San Francisco Annual Masturbate-a-thon.

That's right, May's National Masturbation Month and every year the Center for Sex & Culture celebrates by holding a Masturbate-a-Thon—and this year porn-patron Sister Roma served as one of the judges! We're sure the competition was stiff. As you can see in the picture above, the bear-ish former champion showed up for a wank as did an old dude who wanted to be left alone with his thoughts.

But for the last two years Mr. Masanobu Sato has flown in from Tokyo, Japan to represent the Tenga male-sex toy company. In 2008 he jerked-off for 9 hours and 33 minutes. When the event officially started at 3:00, Sato had already been busy for nearly five hours. The judges allow the masturbators five minutes each hour to rest, but one of the organizers said "it's like a pit stop at the Indianapolis 500 - if you really want to win, you keep the tire changes to a minimum."

Vice Magazine caught up with the long-distance masturbator after he cooled down and he shared some of his secrets about how to keep going and going and going...

Did you use saliva as a lubricant?

No. I used some kind of lube.

It must have chafed a bit, eh?

Yes. It got irritated a lot, though it's also kind of paralyzed...

How about some kind of wrist support. You know the ones that professional athletes use?

No. I didn't use.

What's the secret to going so long?

My abundant imagination was a key to my triumph, firstly. Secondly, I trained a lot in Japan from the time I won first prize last year. I swam twice a week and gained about five kilograms in muscle weight. That helped me a lot, too in terms of stamina. Thirdly, the variety of sensations each Tenga gave me was ideal for long masturbation. Without the varietyof sensations, my dick would feel the same sensation for a long time-I used as many as ten different ones so that my dick avoids being paralyzed. And lastly, some of my natural body traits were something special. I really need to thank my parents for transferring to me good DNA.

Tell us about the feeling of the last minute before you came.

Never better! I could feel a considerable amount of semen was built up. I came just once during the race. It happened halfway, like a half-time in football.

How did the judges make sure that you were wanking all the time? I mean, you were there but you could be just touching your penis, not wanking, for some of that.

Judges walk around the venue and watch participants carefully. It's not so strict, actually. Touching your penis is not necessarily a criteria of judgement. What's important is to love yourself in whichever way you like and actually feel it erect.

Before we get to his final quote, we just want to say that's life not all orgasms and awards for Mr. Sato. For one, the Japanese Prime Minister didn't even acknowledge his amazing feat. His company threw a great reception for him, but otherwise Masanobu feels like a bit of a perv on the Japanese streets. And even though he has a girlfriend who's proud of him, she seems most proud to let him keep his dick outside of her:

What's your record for penetrative sex?

I make love to [my girlfriend] only a few times in a year, as she's not really into making love with me. But I'm OK because I can wank myself in front of her. But honestly speaking, I sometimes feel like inserting my dick into VAGINA!

How tragically sad. If he'd only post his 10 hour video on QC Asians he'd have tons of men willing to let him penetrate their man-pussies. Do you ever use that word, man-pussies? It's a good one.

We have a video of a cute brit at the London Masturbate-A-Thon, some history and records from the 2009 San Francisco event, after the jump!

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HUNG LIKE A FOXX: Jamie and Conan discuss Foxx's nude pic at 1:50.

You may remember when we got a hold of Jamie Foxx's nudie pic. We had to take it down because of his lawyers (you have no idea how often we deal with celebrity lawyers here at QC), but at the time we posted it, we wondered whether or not the delicious thick meat and amazingly chiseled body really belonged to him or if it was just a look-alike. Well, Jamie confirmed that it was actually him on a recent episode of Late Night With Conan O' Brien. He apparently took the picture for a make-up artist (aha) and how it got out on the web is anyone's guess.

Actually, we have a pretty good idea how it got out onto the web. I mean, if you were a make-up artist and you saw this, would you keep it to yourself? Neither did they. But Jamie handles it like a gentleman (tee-hee) and even gives a shout-out to the gay following he's gotten ever since the pic surfaced. You can add us to your fan club, Jamie—and you just know what image of you we'll be putting on our membership badges.

Via Sticky.