There are sometimes when you gotta have comfort and other times when you gotta have style. For Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Brett Favre, the Really Tiny Wrangler Jean Short provides both. Whenever he's going to drive deep with a bunch of tight ends, there's nothing he'd rather in the huddle. They're comfortable, practical, and let your balls really hang out—y'know... like a man! This video shows you just how easy it is to score when you have the right equipment... right, Brett? You could quarterback us anytime.
As we predicted, moose-slaughtering teen hockey dad, Levi Johnston, left his penis in Alaska and won't be showing it in Playgirl. However, you can check out his first black-and-white armpit pic from the Playgirl shoot here. Or you can check him out barechested in his undies in the behind-the-scenes video above.
If singer Pearly Gate's video is to be believed, Zeb Atlas has several sweet, sweet bitches spread out all over the U.S. just begging for his muscled ass to come back home! Apparently he's telling all these poor ladies that he's busy at board meetings.
Um... we hate to burst your Harlequinn Romance, ladies. But when Zeb's not home, he's a homo. Oh, it's all business. After all, he's gay-for-pay (and straight as our curvy dicks), but while your pining away for him in bed, he's pining away at some guy's ass. Having seen his butthole makes this sweet video seem all the more naive. But a girl can dream, can't she?
Thanks to Unzipped for digging up this butt nugget.
Kudos to Queerty for digging up this clip from BioWare's Dragon Age, the first game (besides the Sims) where creators produced an entire gay sex scene between characters. It's badass that video game designers are finally realizing that they have lots of homo-fans out there.
Plus, the video's pretty hot. They don't (ahem) dick around with innuendo or coy shots—we get the man and elf stripping down, sucking on nipples, kissing each other and more! HAWT! Plus, according to Queerty, these two characters are supposed to be enemies. More like frenemies with benefits, we'd say.
We've always been big fans of aussteBum, but even moreso when their promotional videos have all the subtlety of a gay softcore porn. Their latest ad for their surf crew men's underwear, Surf Crew, features lots of buttery buttcheeks, bulging biceps, and slow action footage of hunky men being thrown from rafts. Plus the end of the video is fucking bulge-tastic as they shamelessly zoom in on the crotches of several sizzling studs. VPHs anyone? We're not sure if theyr'e suggesting we wear their underwear in the ocean, but we could defintely get a pair sloppy wet with the right teammate.
Little Britain comedian David Walliams embarrassed DJ Mark Ronson (older brother of Lohan ex-love-object Samantha Ronson) during his Concert For CARE comedy sketch at the O2 Academy in Brixton, south London on Monday by shaking a sausage in his face and then stripping off his trousers in front of a live audience. The Sun gives the details:
David invited Mark on stage to be part of his act as he adopted the guise of pervy Little Britain character Des Kaye - the failed kids' TV presenter turned DIY store worker.
After prodding Mark's face with a sausage, "Des" leapt on the music maker, rubbed up against him and went for his trousers - sending my Walliams gay-o-meter firmly to the pink side.
Check out this video of the actual stripping! Mark looks absolutely horrified as David grabs his package and then commits a gay onstage molestation, almost getting his full kit off. Even though Mark probably didn't find it very funny, we certainly enjoyed it (though not for comic value). We wish we could get an even closer look at Mark's hairy bum or his sausage. Now that's entertainment!
One of the most popular sections on QueerClique is our Video section which now has close to 500 videos, and more will be added each day! We do the filtering, so only the hottest videos are added. Life is short. Why waste it on lame videos?
If you've ever been or know someone who has gone to "ex-gay" therapy, then you know that those places are usually cruising grounds for closeted men. You're more likely to learn how to polish a knob or dye your shoes than (ahem) enjoy making love to a woman. But don't let that get you down. You don't have to be gay if you don't wanna. Just ask Randy from Exeter International. No that he's no longer gay, he's enjoying the good life, full of BBQ, football innings, and his girlfriend's bad hair.
We're not sure if you got the memo, but actor Gerard Butler might be bisexual. How do we know? Well, apart from admitting as much in an old interview, he seems to like playing with his ass quite a bit. While filming Gamer, he and his male cohorts mooned the director on his birthday. During the same movie, Butler shoved six fresh donuts between his ass-cheeks as a prank (we're hoping someone at least got to eat them... his ass-cheeks we mean).
And now, his recent nude scene in Law Abiding Citizen had him preoccupied with bulking up his "skinny, tight ass". Towleroad reports:
"I love to show my rear end in roles. I fear it's becoming a bit of a habit, a tradition that I have to show my ass in every movie that I can. This was always a great scene in the movie and actually speaks volumes about this character and part of the wackiness and unexpectedness that happens... He's completely unpredictable and so when he strips off it makes sense. I mean there's a genius behind that and if it means I have to bare my ass again than so be it. I've always had a skinny, tight ass but I had to bulk up for this film; I was inspired by watching (Robert) DeNiro in Taxi Driver during the scene where he's doing the push-ups and he's so cut. A lot more is said in that than somebody just being big and kind of a meathead...Whenever I make those decisions to be naked, I go, 'Oh shit here's another three months of being on a diet and getting that body back!'"
The good folks at Tabloid Prodigy rounded up all the nude stills of Butler from Law Abiding Citizen so we can spend our time jerking off now, instead of repeatedly pausing the DVD player whenever the movie comes out.
If you give a damn about, y'know, the actual movie, we've got the trailer, after the jump!
Good evening, ghouls and ghosts! We're celebrating Halloween early by pulling back the curtain on 3 of porn's most scarifying stars— Tommy D, Cody Cummings, and Mason Wyler. Check out our fun monster mash video with Tommy D as Frankenstein's monster, Cody Cummings as the Wolfman, and Mason Wyler as Drac all doing the Transylvania Twist!
We didn't choose their costumes lightly. Tommy D's keeps a hanging body part in his private lab below and he enjoys using different man parts to create monster scenes! Cody Cumming's a real lady killer who's been growing out his chest hair and making gay men howl with lust and outrage! And Mason Wyler is known for cumming upon men in his chamber and sucking them dry before they plunge their stakes deep into him.
Who can possibly keep up with everything sticky and sweet in QueerCandy Land — all the hot men and hotter action released between the sheets of major studios, amateurporniums, and new sites? Well, QueerClick can, so you don't have to!
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