QCA Comedy Quickie: Legos Gone Wild!



Even though it's chicks... urm... we mean, bricks, this Girls Gone Wild spoof is dead on and manages to sex up our childhood building blocks. Of course, we preferred bath time with our sister's Ken doll, though we never did tell her where his head went after the (ahem) incident.

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The QC Weekender - Dramatic Flair

The QC Weekender - Dramatic Flair

The QC Weekender delivers a dose of gay-porn related viral videos to keep you hard and in the know. This week's round-up has a dramatic flair to it: a banana-lovin' boy, dancers and thugs tussling in Time Sqaure, a gay exorcism, and an anal-loving alien.

Logan McCree's in The Alien - Raging Stallion's latest flick stars the out-of-this-world tattooed stud, Logan McCree exploring the outer reaches of your anus. The Sword provided this awesome trailer and some very hot behind the scenes footage at their site.

Banana Boy - Meet Daveo Falaveo, a naughty boy who loves his potassium. He's actually a Chi Chi LaRue discovery, according to the Gay Porn Times. But he should be the poster boy for gay nutrition instead. Remember to eat at least 5 servings of fruit a day... and don't forget to eat your meat. "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!!"

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Wolf Hudson, Diesel Washington, Other Non-Porn Gays Mourn Michael Jackson

Between his awesome interview about racism and porn in MOC blog and the above video mourning the death of Michael Jackson, self-acclaimed "King of Kink," Wolf Hudson has revealed himself to be a quite an articulate and sensitive guy. Hell, Jackson's death even shut Diesel Washington up, and that guy never shuts up.

For those also mourning the King of Pop, Queerty posted a small collection of quotes from other gay pop icons about his death and the well-hung gay folk-singer and Margaret Cho groupie, Jay Brannan made a small video saluting Jackson's Man In The Mirror. You can see Brannan's video as well as video of Hudson dancing naked to a Jackson song, after the jump!

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Pics From Broadway Bares '09

Pics From Broadway Bares '09

Two weeks ago we shared the Broadway Bares promo pics. We didn't get a chance to go, but were lucky enough to find some from pics the actual event. It looks Moulin Rouge crazy! Never have we seen so many attractive men wearing so much eyeliner all packed into one place!

if you like what you see here, there's more pics and videos after the jump!

Thanks to AfterElton, Theatermania, Queerty, and Sticky contributors Boys in the Sun and BoyCulture for the pics.

Via Sticky.

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UPDATE: Ricky Martin's Bisexuality Overblown

Sooprise, sooprise. Looks like gossip rag, TV Aqui trumped up Ricky Martin's alleged bisexuality just to create buzz (pot-kettle black?). If you remember, last week we ran TV Aqui's cover reporting that the Latin man-candy "accepts that his heart could belong to a male or female." Looks like that conclusion was milked out of a bone dry response basically telling the interviewer that he wouldn't talk about his sexuality.

Well, the Bisexuality Examiner of examiner.com, Mike Szymanski (yes, quite a stupid job title) chatted with the TV Aqui interviewer Saudy Rivera this weekend and asked her if Ricky used the B-word:

"No, he didn't say that," she replied to me. "What he said was: "The heart of Ricky Martin... if it belong to a male or a female... I have never talked about it." Her question was: "To whom does Ricky Martin's heart belong?"

We're not shocked. But adding to the lameness is that the same magazine also ran a poll asking what readers thought of Ricky Martin's alleged bisexuality and one of the options was "He's All Man."

Now we don't wanna get all butt-sore about a dumb celebrity poll, but even if Ricky Martin was the biggest ass-queen of all time it shouldn't make him any less of a man. In fact, after seeing some power bottoms swallow parking cones, entire fists, and cinderblocks with their anuses, we consider their asses a million times more manly than ours (our asses are lined with pink silk roses).

After that, we wondered just what the hell else a "bisexuality examiner" examines and found this weird list of headlines:

Cockroaches make great bisexual dads

Bi penguin couple become parents at German zoo

Ted Casablanca talks bisexual shenanigans among 'Twilight' cast

New book calls Paul Newman a bi guy, confirming secret affair with James Dean

We know bisexuals get a bad rap as dirty hippies who'll sleep with anything, androgynous glam rockers, timid celebs who still want mass appeal, and self-promoters who see bisexuality as a stylish marketing angle. But maybe the world of bisexuality's crazier than we thought. Of course, if you want any of that here, it's QCX for you.

QCA Film Quickie: Immersion Porn

Porn's hot, but watching other people get off to porn ain't bad either. That's just what video artist Robbie Cooper shows in Immersion - Porn, a video that features different people talking about and watching porn. akawilliam.com brought the video to our attention and helpfully pointed out that the gay guy starts talking about porn at 3:15. The fact that he's a young, Jewish, bearded, hipster journalist has got us interested, but his horn-face is both disturbingly hungry and strangely hot. Just imagine he's looking at you and schwing!

Here's a blurb from Wallpaper, the film's producers:

Robbie Cooper's "Immersion: Porn" builds on his earlier work making video-recordings of gamers playing their favorite games; only this time, it's people talking about their relationship to pornography intercut with amazing, intimate footage of their faces as they watch the porn they enjoy. Cooper's remarkably raw, powerful and intimate videos of people talking about enjoying porn. Be aware that this is not easy titillation. These videos throw up any number of questions about voyeurism and exhibitionism and make clear the incredible nakedness of the solo sex act. But as Woody Allen said: 'Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.'

Via Sticky.

Johnny Hazzard Wants To Shove His Veggie In Your Oven


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Seem like months ago that porn cutie, Johnny Hazzard choked his chicken for us on his home cooking program, Hazzardous Life. This time around, he wants to shove it in your oven and he's gonna do it "so easy it's ridiculous."

It's good for you, he says. "I don't get enough and I'm certain most of you out there aren't getting enough either." Speak for yourself, Hazzard! We got a big cheesy mouthful of zucchini just last night. But then he starts talking about shoving stalks in your oven, how "it gets sweeter the hotter it gets." He also suggests tossing salads with olive oil: "It works as a glue" (GLUE?!!) but "you're gonna get your shakers kinda oily." Put away the balsamic vinegar, you culinary slut, you've added all the sweetness and tang we need.

But how will you know when Hazzard's done in your love oven? Dare we slip his broccoli outside our box and release all the heat? He suggests:

"Look for the skin to blister. That is your indication that it's time to flip... the second time around shouldn't be as long... yet again you want to look for the blistering of your skin and the browning of your broccoli."

Apparently Hazzard's not done until the skin on his stalk begins turning brown and peeling off! Jesus tits! Then, after heating us up with his culinary innuendo, he slips a skinny one into his mouth and moans with delight. "SHOVEL IT IN!" the screen says just as he sheepishly covers his mancakes and goes scampering up the stairs. Damn, Johnny! What about dessert?!?!

Talk about a naked chef! All all his dirty innuendo has caused us to sprout an organic cucumber in our man-patch. So if you wanna really get cooking and see how Johnny Hazzard handles his vegetable with his fellow salad tossers, check out Johnny Hazzard's QC Fan Page.

Maricar Reyes & Dr. Kho Hayden Part 3

Latest and third Hayden Kho Sex Video with Maricar Reyes Leaked

Update:

Another day, another new video leaked! A video of Maricar Reyes sleeping soundly in bed has been released by still unknown parties. This is the 4th installment in the series of videos taken by Dr. Hayden Kho with Dr. Maricar Reyes. But it just shows Reyes in her granny panties in slumberland, so we'll give it a miss. We're looking forward to the next sex video! More more more!

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As promised, here's the latest sex scandal video of Dr. Kho Hayden (now affectionately known as "Dr. Hayden Cam") with hot Filipino model Maricar Reyes. This is also the third video with Reyes. This is the best video of the six leaked videos so far as it's filmed using the camera off Hayden's laptop (perhaps he was trying out his latest purchase) placed on the coffee table right beside the fuck-couch.

The video gives an excellent view of the lovers relieving their sexual urges. Reyes had earlier claimed that she was not aware of the camera in the first two videos of her with Hayden but in the beginning of this video, they were playing with the laptop and there were occasions where she looked into the camera. Surely she must be aware of the camera. We can also see Hayden repositioning the camera a couple of times as he fucked Reyes (and we thank him for that cos otherwise the video would be too dark, like the one with Katrina Halili!). Technically, the laptop camera can be setup such that something was maximized on top of the recording screen, and Reyes didn't know about the active recording.

Here at QC, we know what our readers want, so we've done all the video snaps which we know would be of interest to you culminating in 7 smoking collages of celeb scandal after the jump!

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ESPN "Outside The Lines" Covers Fratmen Wrestler Scandal











ESPN has finally shown their Outside the Lines featuring the Fratmen wrestlers and it doesn't make our boys or their coaches look so great. The episode mostly discusses what we mentioned earlier this week: Paul Donahoe's had some legal problems and maybe a bad attitude as Nebraska's star wrestler. Of course that, and his comfort with the gays, only increases his bad boy appeal: "I don't care what you say, coach. I'm gonna masturbate on that website and not you, the team, or nobody's gonna stop me!" Then, when his best friend tries to stop him, he takes him down to the mat, using the fireman's carry, pops a boner, and they fall in love. None of this actually happens in the episode of course, but if it did, we'd endorse it a lot more.

Actually, Outsports provided a good run-down of the episode. Here's the highlights not covered in our previous post:

ESPN's focus was on whether Nebraska used a double standard for booting the two wrestlers, when compared to how other athletes at the school have been treated. At one point, Nebraska Athletic Director (and former football coach) Tom Osborne said that had Donahoe and Jordan not had past infractions, their porn appearances might not have led to their dismissal...

Jordan fared worse. Nebraska would not allow him to transfer to a Division I school, without sitting out a year of wrestling. He chose to attend Purdue in the Big Ten, which is Division I, and hopes to make the school's team next season. Jordan was the only person on the show who came across sympathetically. He says he regrets having posed for Fratmen, not because he did anything wrong but because his life was thrown in turmoil because of it.

Neither Nebraska, its wrestling program, Donahoe nor Jordan came across with their reputations intact. The only clear winner was Fratmen. They got tons of publicity any business would kill for, worth far more than the $4,000 they shelled out for the services of Nash and Cal.

Also, we're still not sure if Donahoe ever return to Fratmen like he said he would. You know these bad boys... so unpredicatable. But we can dream, can't we?

Previously on QC:
ESPN Releases New Clips Of Fratmen Wrestlers
The Return Of Nash On Fratmen?
College Wrestler Fratmen To Appear On ESPN
RUMOR: NCAA wrestling champion Nash LIVE at Fratmen this Wednesday?
National Champion Wrestlers Are Fratmen!

QCA Music Quickie: Colton Ford Covers "Losing My Religion"

As if the original video of R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion" wasn't gay enough, porn star-turned singer Colton Ford has covered and camped it up by adding a techno beat, fishnet bodysuit, and gallery of angsty gay faces. It's one of 18 covers off of his 2nd album, Under the Covers, which also includes covers of Britney Spears, Robyn, Alicia Keys, Mariah Carey, Sade, Faith No More, and Nirvana songs.

Ford said, "When you are covering a hit track, if you can retain the integrity of the original and bring your own style to it in the process, you can reveal something to the listener about you as an artist that perhaps they haven't heard before. This album is also a friendly reminder of just how great these songs were and still are." He accepts that some fans, like us, won't ever be able to see past his porn star past, and that's OK with him. But no matter how you feel about his music, we've got some tasty pics of the porn star that everyone can appreciate after the jump!

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