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A Man With a Slow Hand
By Steve Prince
I have a cardinal rule about hooking up with guys: DO NOT TAKE A GUY HOME.
I actually learned this rule from my roommate James. In fact, we both only bring a guy to the house if we actually want to have breakfast with said hookup the next morning. It’s a pretty good rule, and has thwarted some possibly bad situations. In fact, I’ve adhered to this rule for almost three years now.
Until tonight.
“Nice house,” JC said as he entered my kitchen.
It was late, probably about 2:30 in the morning. Thank God James was already in bed. I know that he wouldn’t care if I brought a guy home, but I was glad that I didn’t have to go through introductions and all that.
“Where’s the bedroom?” JC said with a pop of his head as he snapped his finger.
She was definitely a character. Let’s be honest. JC and I didn’t really have a lot to say to one another. The car ride from the bar to my house was pretty uneventful except for the times when he kept grabbing my hand and rubbing it on his cock. It bears repeating. It was motherfuckin’ huge, but hey, I never turn down a challenge. Who cares if I shit my pants for a week? During the ride home, I let JC fiddle with the radio. I truthfully was wishing it was Jerrell sitting in my passenger’s seat. Ahhh, Jerrell. Sweet, nice, non-arrogant Jerrell.
“Ohh,” JC cooed as he walked into my bedroom. “Look at this.” He turned to me, “You must have been ready for this.” As he said this last part, he grabbed his package.
All right, this guy was beginning to get a bit lame. But he was right, I do have a nice bedroom. In fact, I even have a canopy hanging over my bed. Yes, I made it myself—I’m crafty. I actually call it “the manopy.”
JC moved his hand along the hanging material. “I wonder how sturdy this thing is?” he asked.
“Don’t touch it,” I blurted out a little too quickly. “It’ll probably fall if you fuck with it too much.” It was true, and I didn’t want JC messing it up. Truthfully, I think I just didn’t want him touching my stuff. It made me feel dirty. Don’t ask me why this wasn’t an indicator for me to not go through with things. But, I’d already broken the cardinal rule.
JC turned, looked at me, and walked toward me like a snake slithering towards a paralyzed mouse. I moved in to kiss him and he turned his head, so that I kissed his neck.
All right, maybe he just likes neck play. Regardless, the night was late, so within minutes we were getting to it. Soon, he had lowered my head down and I was sucking his cock.
It was totally bigger than 9 inches (my previous estimation). He was easily, easily twelve, and girthy as hell. Soon, he was lying on my bed and I was on top, inhaling him. And then the dirty talk started.
¡Viva los machos Americanos!
Ralph es un tío súper orgulloso de su raza y de su país, si fuésemos Ralph, también estaríamos muy contentos en haber nacido con el paquete tan relleno.
Recently, the homphobic bigots at Yes On 8 featured the above commercial with the implicit argument “Think of the children!” Oh yes, gay marriage’s first goal is to confuse their young minds until they don’t know whether to marry someone of the same sex, a zoo animal, or a Black and Decker drill. Luckily, the parody of this commercial skewers it in it’s own asinine petard (see below).
It’s laughable how slippery the fearmonger’s own reasoning is. This commercial reasons correctly that the same logic could come back to bite them in the ass… and deservedly so, disenfranchising all those hardworking LGBT Americans who just want to live and love as everyone else—how shameful! Thank goodness, that today the Superintendent of California’s schools stepped up and called BS on this mean-spirited and misleading campaign (see below).
Gay marriage has nothing to do with indoctrinating children or changing education—it has everything to do with civil rights! If Proposition 8 passes in California, it’ll set the American gay rights movement back about 10 years. Passing gay marriage would guarantee more positive portrayal of LGBTs in the media, it would help community backlash against discrimination and violence fueled by sexual orientation, and it would help international LGBT rights worldwide. Though Yes on 8 only has a slim lead for the time being, Election Day is only 12 nights away. We need your help right now! If you can, please donate to Equality California or No On 8—it’s easy, it’s simple, and it’ll make a world of difference. Even a modest donation could help swing undecided voters to cast a vote for marriage equality that would change the lives of gay couples around the world. If you haven’t had enough outrage, go after the jump to see some brainwashed children singing in favor of eliminating the rights of gay to marry… someone call Child Protective Services!