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Wednesday Wrasslin’ Round-Up: Amazing Amateurs!

Non-professional, layman, greenhorn, dilettante… amateurs tend to get a bad rap. And this week’s line-up of crappy quality videos of painfully fake wrestling may not help. But hey! Quality and believability aren’t the point. Amateurs paved the way for porn and many smaller wrestling leagues to make it big in wrestling. Plus, there’s a slow way these men go after each other that makes them more sensuous. Since they’re not getting paid, you know they’re performing for the joy of grappling with another guy and being watched.

Jason Zamora vs. Alberto: Jason Zamora is scrumptious. He’s packing heat in that thar package and his ass is cute as well. His caramel competitor’s pretty sexy too, especially when the boys start rolling around on the floor with one another… packages and asses galore! Sadly, the match ends before there’s a winner, but oh well.

Shawn vs. Larry: You gotta love these wrestler names—Shawn versus Larry? Why didn’t they choose names like “Big Time Bruiser” and “The Corinthian Man Crusher?” For those of you who like your men big and bulky, this match is for you. On these big guys, their trunks look like g-strings and watching them roll around and hold each other is both tender and hot. Makes you wish they were naked and erect.

BrickNero vs. Border Guy: Oh, the pleasures of wrestling in someone’s romper room. These two men spend so much time with their heads between each other’s legs that you’d think they’d found each other on an online personal ad. The matching trunks prove that they’ve coordinated this bout. We love Brick Nero’s comb-over and Border Guy’s soft body. They may not look like your stereotypical steroid stompers, but they’re real, dammit.
Three more private matches, including a two-parter with sexy men… after the jump!

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