Wednesday Wrasslin’ Round-Up: Amazing Amateurs!

Non-professional, layman, greenhorn, dilettante… amateurs tend to get a bad rap. And this week’s line-up of crappy quality videos of painfully fake wrestling may not help. But hey! Quality and believability aren’t the point. Amateurs paved the way for porn and many smaller wrestling leagues to make it big in wrestling. Plus, there’s a slow way these men go after each other that makes them more sensuous. Since they’re not getting paid, you know they’re performing for the joy of grappling with another guy and being watched.

Jason Zamora vs. Alberto: Jason Zamora is scrumptious. He’s packing heat in that thar package and his ass is cute as well. His caramel competitor’s pretty sexy too, especially when the boys start rolling around on the floor with one another… packages and asses galore! Sadly, the match ends before there’s a winner, but oh well.

Shawn vs. Larry: You gotta love these wrestler names—Shawn versus Larry? Why didn’t they choose names like “Big Time Bruiser” and “The Corinthian Man Crusher?” For those of you who like your men big and bulky, this match is for you. On these big guys, their trunks look like g-strings and watching them roll around and hold each other is both tender and hot. Makes you wish they were naked and erect.

BrickNero vs. Border Guy: Oh, the pleasures of wrestling in someone’s romper room. These two men spend so much time with their heads between each other’s legs that you’d think they’d found each other on an online personal ad. The matching trunks prove that they’ve coordinated this bout. We love Brick Nero’s comb-over and Border Guy’s soft body. They may not look like your stereotypical steroid stompers, but they’re real, dammit.
Three more private matches, including a two-parter with sexy men… after the jump!

BrickNero vs. John Oz: OMG! Check out the ultra-slutty wrestle leotards these men have obviously stolen from some poor hooker in the 80’s. They are trampy as balls and show off each other’s asses and packages very nicely.

Powergunnz vs. Diablo (part 1): Finally, some consistent muscle, menacing names, and masks to boot! Powergunnz (why the two N’s?) puts the leg punishment on Diablo, but Diablo has a few devilish tricks up his sleeve as well. You’ll have to watch part two to see who comes out on top.

Powergunnz vs. Diablo (part 2): We wouldn’t mind being manhandled by Powergunnz. The guy has nice legs, a strong hairy torso, and a munchable ass too. Midway, Diablo puts Powergunnz in a punishing head scissors, giving him time to pound on his hairy stomach and tome for us to watch his churning thighs. You’ll have to watch to see how it all ends up.