noun: what one keeps when they’ve never bottomed for anal sex.
ex: Me? I lost my virganalty back in high school. What?! Don’t look at me like that. You’re just jealous that you still have yours… “total top”, my ass.
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When Mason Wyler discovers Brent Biscayne reading up on some really boring shit, he tries to distract him by turning up the sexiness. To Mason’s surprise, Brent’s dick is already pretty damn stiff! The truth is, Brent was in a hurry and didn’t have time to beat off before leaving the house earlier, and now he is definitely in the mood to pound some ass.
When Simon Dexter left porn (he was that popular model on that popular site) to pursue a “legitimate” modeling career, our big brown eyes shed a collective coffee-colored tear. We worried that we’d never again see his sexy ass in action. But perhaps the porn gods heard our lament, because this weekend porn promoter David Forest alerted us that Simon Dexter is available for “private meetings”! Private meetings?! Like board room meetings?! That’s awesome!!! Usually private meetings are so boring. But with Simon Dexter presenting a talk, our attention spans would elongate by at least 6 or 7 inches, er, we mean, hours. And we bet he makes a mean PowerPoint presentation. We thought that the new Simon Dexter was all business and no play—that is, until we saw that Forest’s e-mail included the following picture: So, let us get this right: Simon’s decided to curtail his gay XXX work, yet he’s still showing his fat uncut cock in business e-mails? Don’t get us wrong… our work inboxes were stuffed with dicks even before we started working for QC. But if Simon’s fat hog is also attending the meeting, then it’s probably gonna be less about spreadsheets and more about cum sprays. Simon would certainly put the MEAT back in meetings. But what is Simon Dexter qualified talk about other than modeling, appendicitis, and taking cocks? There probably won’t be a lot of strategic planning so much as grunting and posing. Fine by us. But is Dex really for sale? Wouldn’t being a prostitute conflict with his modeling obligations?
We’re not sure what goes on in these meetings exactly. But the following endorsement from “Robert” one of Simon’s satisfied johns customers may hold a clue. Editable? Does that mean Simon will change his rehearsed lines if they don’t sound right? Instead of saying “Suck me, yeah! yeah!” perhaps we could edit him and run through it again, this time adding something a bit more Stryker-esque like, “Yeah, you want that big dick, don’t cha?”
Or maybe “editable” means he’s programmable, like a robot from Blade Runner! That would explain his ridiculous good looks. Maybe Simon’s running Windows 7! Cool. Installing hardware has never been so easy. And where’s his USB port? We have a thumb drive we’d like to insert. And then there’s Robert’s weird line about wanting to buy Simon’s pubic hair. Uhh… call us cheap, but if you’re paying for pubic hair, you’re probably paying too much. But we’ll let you decide, dear readers. Tell us in the comments whose pubic hair you’d purchase. On second thought, maybe we would buy Simon’s pubes… EDITOR’S NOTE:At the request of Simon Dexter’s former porn studio, we’ve removed all references to them.
On a perfect day for a swim, Gavin is outside, greased up, soaking in rays. As his fingers massage in the oil, his dick begins to grow more plump, eventually becoming firm and erect. This pleases Gavin and he decides to stimulate his hard cock, stroking it back and forth next to the pool.
At CFNM.net, hunky blonde Carl is nervous about meeting his girlfriend Anya’s family for the first time. What he discovers is more frightening than the young man ever imagined. She lives in a CFNM family which requires the husband and university-boy son of the family to remain naked 24/7. Confused by the arrangement, Carl is taken for some privacy in Anya’s room where she promptly strips the stud and causes him to grow a fat luscious erection. See the entire story of “Anya” at CFNM.net.
A group of handballers meet in a friend’s tricked out dungeon for a wild weekend of hardcore fisting action. Beemer and JD waste no time putting on the gloves and getting down to business, setting the pace for what can only be called a fist-orgy! If you can tell who is fisting who you’re doing better than us
Nuestro fotógrafo fetiche, Rick Day, firma el nuevo catálogo de Rusfin. Que no daríamos por tener uno de estos.Nuestro fotógrafo fetiche, Rick Day, firma el nuevo catálogo de Rufskin. Que no daríamos por tener uno de estos.
Throughout my whole life so far I thought that my penis size was normal. Only until a few years ago when I saw my first erotic film that I noticed that it was not as long as I want it to be.
There have been many statistics out there saying that the average sizepenis is 6 or 7 inches, though I feel like mine is a little below that. Are there any devices or techniques out there that can enlarge my manhood?
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Where it’d be hypocritical for us as a porn site to say that size doesn’t matter, we can attest that a big dong doesn’t matter half as much as the man behind it. We’ve already directed anonymous to check out previous Ask QCs like “Is My Cock Too Small?” and “Is Penile Enlargement Safe?”, but are there any safe penis enlargement techniques that he can explore? Please share your advice and experiences in the comments section. Have a question for QC? Send ’em to[email protected]and we’ll do our best to solve your problems!
