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Tyler at Jake Cruise
It’s a hot summer day and Tyler is working up a sweat doing some gardening. He grabs a nearby hose and slowly runs the cool water all over his body. Instead of cooling Tyler down, it’s getting him heated up. With his erection clearly visible through his swim-trunks, he begins working his cock. Making his way over to the patio he strips out of the trunks and grabs a hold of his big dick. He slowly works his hard member while fingering his asshole, moaning with pleasure, which builds until Tyler can’t resist any longer, and cums all over himself.

16 Oct 09 By redmonkey 2 Comments

Wet Bulge

Hot Chinese guy shows off his wet underwear bulge. Wouldn’t we love to suck that dark piece of man-meat?!

16 Oct 09 By Laam Write a comment!

ESPN Mag’s “Body Issue” Features Nude Pro Athletes

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Do you watch professional sports? We do, but only any sport where it looks like the competitors might make pop a boner—y’know, men’s synchronized diving, wrestling, and rugby. We already featured hot college ruggers getting nude and cuddling for their calendar today. But here comes ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” featuring the excellent physiques of athletic studs from almost every sport.
Among the impressive lineup there’s NHL player Zdeno Chara, baseball player Nelson Cruz, basketballer Dwight Howard, swimming stud Ryan Lochte, soccer player Oguchi Onyewu, boxer Manny Pacquiao, football “Bear” Adrian Peterson, professional bull rider Shane Proctor, and NASCAR racer Carl Edwards—who knew you had to be so buff to drive a car? It’s almost enough to make us start watching professional sports. Nah… we’ll probably stick with gay porn, where we always know the score and everyone always wins.
More shots from the mag, after the jump!
More “Sports Masturbated” on QC:
Rugby Player Ben Cohen’s Bulge
Aryx Quinn, Mason Wyler’s Latest Fuckbud, Is An Erotic Wrestler For BG East
More Split Suit Pics From Swimmer Ricky Berens

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16 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

ActiveDuty: The Punisher

ActiveDuty The Punisher (ActiveDuty)

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Paulie brought over a buddy of his to meet Dink and he was blown away when he saw this big, beefy redhead. He introduced himself simply as The Punisher and Dink was sure there was a reason behind the name. He didn’t know exactly how much weight it would hold, but he would soon find out that this guy was packing a massive, super-fat uncut cock that he loved to show off. The Punisher is not only huge below the belt, he’s just a big boy all the way around. This Marine stands 6′ 1″ and weighs in at 215lbs. He’s built like a brick shithouse and he’s ready to show us what he’s got.

16 Oct 09 By Dave 9 Comments

Frisbee

Frisbee is not a tool for hiding a crotch. Throw the frisbee away and show us his dick!

16 Oct 09 By ryu Write a comment!

The SHU Rugby Calendar Boys Make Us Want To Ruck Hard!

The SHU Rugby Calendar Boys Make Us Want To Ruck Hard!
While some schools expel their students and fire their faculty for appearing in gay porn, Sheffield Hallam University’s sports department apparently encourages their rugby players to make gay porn of their own.
These behind the scenes shot from SHU Rugby’s 2010 calendar shoot show their handsome players in all their shaved and cock-socked glory. We love that these guys look so warm, friendly, and comfortable being physically intimate with their fellow teammates without feeling the need to say “No Homo.”
Though they’re not the black-and-white muscle gods from the Dieux de Stade or the Gods of Football calendar, we wouldn’t mind hooking in a scrum with these hot ruckers. And as a bonus, when the calendar comes out, so will a “Making of/Behind the scenes” DVD!
Via Sticky.

16 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

Drake Rock: TJ Cummings

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It is said that “art stirs emotion”, so if this video provokes any kind of strong feelings then Drake has succeeded! It is meant to be tongue and cheek, from the title and stained glass logo to the song juxtaposed against TJ Cummings’ sexual antics! Whatever you read into is exactly what Drake intended – it is open to your interpretation.
TJ has been extremely popular on the site so Drake figured there is no better guy to push the artistic boundaries in a video.

16 Oct 09 By Dave 3 Comments

QCA Comedy Quickie: “No Homo”


Between the all the jewelry, treating people like sex objects, and macho over-compensation, it’s obvious that rap is totally gay. Except that rappers can retain their manly-gangster edge by claiming “no homo” after saying anything even remotely gay (as in, “Suck my dick… no homo”).
Bryan Safi of Current TV’s InfoMania discusses the “no homo” phenomenom in the show’s recurring segment, “That’s Gay.” Last time we had him on QC he discussed “Gayngels”, the homosexual saviors who save the day whenever life gets too heavy (on reality TV). This time, Safi’s even funnier and you get to see him roll off of another dude shirtless—score!
We think “no homo’s” ridicustupilame. Someone might wanna tell these guys that there are several up and coming homo-hop brother and sisters who actually have the courage to stand up and admit they like cocksucking and rug-munching without putting anyone down. As the saying goes, “They’re more man than you’ll ever be and more woman than you’ll ever get.”

16 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment