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PataPORN With Chinpoko


There were some hits and misses this week folks. Yep, I’m going to get rough! Good thing you like it that way. It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Island Studs: Barry Returns
Island Studs: Barry Returns
Look out! The 70’s are making a comeback! In fact, Barry looks like he’s from another Randy Blue retro porn.
Nope, it’s just a skinny twink with freakishly feathered hair.
Okay, maybe I’m being picky—but it’s my job—however, Barry just didn’t float my boat or set its sails towards Island Studs. Don’t get me wrong; his body is hot, but when you’re a dick watching gay porn, lots of their bodies seem hot.
Like the great gay Steven Sondheim wrote, You gotta get a gimmick if you wanna get some head! Or something like that…
Maybe looking like a twink straight from 1975 is Barry’s gimmick, but I just wasn’t a fan. The grown out pubes are nice, but the hair’s just too much. Although, it looks much better when he’s in the shower. When dry, it’s too big. He looks like the reincarnation of Farah Fawcett, but with a nine-inch dong.
Now I will say, the cock on this boy is magnificent. Honestly, I think Barry’s going to be super hot after 4 years (and a haircut). By then, he’ll be more comfortable with himself and get into the jack-off scenes a little more. I guess only time will tell.
Extra Big Dicks: Mario and Devon
Extra Big Dicks: Mario and Devon
Size queens rejoice! Extra big dicks has pulled out all the stops this week.
Mario and Devon are just… exquisite. And I’m not just talking about their cocks. These boys are practically equals in everything they do.
Mostly in porn, only one guy has the huge dick. So it’s like that guy gets all the attention. However, I almost found myself overwhelmed in this video. It’s too much! It’s too stimulating! It’s like watching an incredible tennis match, you’ll hurt your neck looking back and forth and back and forth between the bouncing balls and the big rackets!
First Mario tries to suck Devon, and then Devon gags while trying to inhale Mario’s thick tool.
What makes it super hot is that these boys are quite passionate, and the faces Devon makes while taking in Mario made me hard in a second. And he takes all of it, boys all of it! PATA PATA PATA!
I only wish these two would have flipped. I would have loved to seen Devon take his revenge on Mario’s ass.
Hottest post of the week.

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11 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

ActiveDuty: Payne and Brian

active duty payne brian
We’re not sure what it is … but seeing Payne’s gorgeous, abso-freakin’-lutely beautiful uncut dick between Brian’s lips is just heavenly. We swear … there’s not a single thing wrong with Payne’s body, or his oh-so-cute face, that to-die-for ass and of course … his cock! And, well, not to diminish Brian in any way of course, as he’s just a hottie too, with a smile that could knock the power out on your block.

11 Oct 09 By Dave 9 Comments

Sticky – Work It Out

Sticky - Work It Out
We know it’s the weekend, but we’ve got an assignment for you. Stop by Sticky and figure out what our six Stickiest have in common this week. We’d give you a hint, but we think it’ll become clear after you read the descriptions below. Even after you figure it out, Sticky has lots more great pop, politics, and porn just waiting for you. In fact, take a gander at this week’s six Stickiest and you’ll see what we mean:
Rise and Shine! (5734 clicks) – First thing we like when waking up is a hearty serving of eggs and sausage. Luckily, most men are well-equipped to serve up a mouth-watering breakfast in bed using their own natural ingredients of protein-rich cock and balls. French magazine WAD features several smoking hotties, showing off their morning wood in boxers and jogging pants. Take a look and you’ll discover that morning wood tastes good like a real man should.
Butt, butt…! (4478 clicks) – Who knew that the winner of MTV’s hottest ass contest would get naked again and participate in in some butt play with a fellow male cast mate on the new season of Real World/Road Rules Challenge? Not us. In fact, we don’t even watch MTV, ever since they stopped playing music. But if Johnny’s sexy ass is any indication of what the programming’s like, we might start watching again (if only to change the channel once he’s gone).
Oh Brother… (4171 clicks) – If you’re family members with a celebrity, it’s probably hard living in their shadow and trying to make a name for yourself. Well, we’ve found 12 less famous, but much hotter brothers of celebrities who steal the show when it comes to looks alone. We’re willing to give them a shot in movies, if they don’t mind getting naked and fucking other men. Hey, we’re just sayin’…
Super Queeroes (4119 clicks) – Look! Up in the sky! It’s a well-hung bird! It’s a drag queen! It’s SUPERMEN! You can finally fulfill that childhood fetish of sexy superheroes on the web with this HOT HOT HOT gallery of men all dressed up and ready to save you. They’re harder than steel, faster than a speeding cum shot, and able to jump your bones in a single bound!
Hole Punchers! (3623 clicks) – If you like boxing and porn stars, checkout Knockout Stars, a steamy photo collection of boxing-themed shots featuring stars like Francois Sagat, Colby Taylor, Mitch Branson, Ross Hurston, Steve Cruz, Blake Riley, Jake Havoc, Tiger Tyson and TJ! We stayed hard in our trunks until we came hard in the third round; then we were out for the count!
Hounding the Fox (3870 clicks) – Not even Silver Fox Anderson Cooper gets a moment’s rest from the paparazzi. They’ve hounded him in his private gym and got some pictures as he works out his huge biceps and in a “not gay” sweaty workout and then takes a “not gay” bike ride with his “not gay” “friend”. Looks like someone has some demons to work out as well…

10 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

First Auditions: Philip

First Auditions: Philip
Philip is a typical hard tough man. He’s a former body builder and a boxer with a hairy slim tattooed body. This is the type of straight guy who would rough a man up badly if he made any sexual advances on him. He’s taking the plunge and applying for porn giving me intimate access to his body which no other man has every had. Philip thrives on physical challenges so bending over and baring his asshole is just another obstacle for him to overcome and prove what a real man he is.

10 Oct 09 By Jo Write a comment!