PataPORN With Chinpoko

There were some hits and misses this week folks. Yep, I’m going to get rough! Good thing you like it that way. It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

Island Studs: Barry Returns
Look out! The 70’s are making a comeback! In fact, Barry looks like he’s from another Randy Blue retro porn.
Nope, it’s just a skinny twink with freakishly feathered hair.
Okay, maybe I’m being picky—but it’s my job—however, Barry just didn’t float my boat or set its sails towards Island Studs. Don’t get me wrong; his body is hot, but when you’re a dick watching gay porn, lots of their bodies seem hot.
Like the great gay Steven Sondheim wrote, You gotta get a gimmick if you wanna get some head! Or something like that…
Maybe looking like a twink straight from 1975 is Barry’s gimmick, but I just wasn’t a fan. The grown out pubes are nice, but the hair’s just too much. Although, it looks much better when he’s in the shower. When dry, it’s too big. He looks like the reincarnation of Farah Fawcett, but with a nine-inch dong.
Now I will say, the cock on this boy is magnificent. Honestly, I think Barry’s going to be super hot after 4 years (and a haircut). By then, he’ll be more comfortable with himself and get into the jack-off scenes a little more. I guess only time will tell.

Extra Big Dicks: Mario and Devon
Size queens rejoice! Extra big dicks has pulled out all the stops this week.
Mario and Devon are just… exquisite. And I’m not just talking about their cocks. These boys are practically equals in everything they do.
Mostly in porn, only one guy has the huge dick. So it’s like that guy gets all the attention. However, I almost found myself overwhelmed in this video. It’s too much! It’s too stimulating! It’s like watching an incredible tennis match, you’ll hurt your neck looking back and forth and back and forth between the bouncing balls and the big rackets!
First Mario tries to suck Devon, and then Devon gags while trying to inhale Mario’s thick tool.
What makes it super hot is that these boys are quite passionate, and the faces Devon makes while taking in Mario made me hard in a second. And he takes all of it, boys all of it! PATA PATA PATA!
I only wish these two would have flipped. I would have loved to seen Devon take his revenge on Mario’s ass.
Hottest post of the week.

WAD Magazine Models With Morning Wood
Best photo shoot ever! These guys are telling it like it is. There’s a serious, rampant problem plaguing the cock community… Morning Wood.
Finally, some dicks are finally standing up to speak out about the horrible feeling of being out of control in the morning, every morning. Sadly, this is the hard situation many dicks face with every single day. We don’t know why we get so stiff in the morning. If we did, then maybe the world wouldn’t take us for granted. We just want to please, but sadly others don’t understand. They laugh at us and jerk us around (which we don’t always mind, but still!). Well, we’re not going to take it anymore. We’re gonna get wristbands like Lance Armstrong’s to raise awareness for our cause, except instead they’ll be cockrings.
Yes! Starting tomorrow, if you donate one dollar to raise awareness for Morning Wood, you can get an orange cock ring. Morning wood… it’s time to stand up.

Ruggerbugger: Olly Barkley
That last picture! I can’t make coherent sentences. You so hot! Ahh, you tease! You tease! Show me your dick, Olly! Show me GOD DAMMIT!
Why do you deny me when you know it just makes me angry! Why?!! Why?!? I hate you! I hate you!
Marry me?

El Guapo del Día: Miguel Iglesias – Desnudo
I want to have your baby. I don’t know what the hell this post says (since no hablo Espanol), and it’s a good thing because I was speechless from viewing these pics. If Olly put me over the edge, then Miguel is just… is just… is….
Oh, I don’t know what to say! Beautiful’s not a good enough word. And the cock on that guy. OH HOLY CRAP! I really feel like Miguel’s dick and I are kindred spirits. A cock like that needs certain care, love, and lube. I know these things, people! Why was I the last to find about this guy?
In fact, the QC staff should have alerted me about Miguel’s cock AGES AGO! Editor D! Where are you? You got some ‘splaining to do! While I go and rip my boss a new one, why don’t you people get out there and get turned on?!!