PataPORN With Chinpoko
Your expert in all things cockulous is here. It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Hot House Backroom: Tony Mecelli and Rod Daily
Tony Mecelli has one of the most unoriginal names in the world.
But Goddamn he’s hot. Also, I’m real into Rod Daily right now, or I guess I want to be into him.
L. Allerton, a QC commenter, wasn’t a fan of the fauxhawk or tattoos, but I disagree. The way Mecelli throws Daily around by his hair is so barbaric and hot.
Basically, I think you should definitely see this video. Again Mecelli has a dumb porn name, and sometimes he his stare that makes him look a little dumb, but this man is one passionate fuck. It’s official… I’m on the Mecelli bandwagon!
Next Door Buddies: Jake Steel and Rusty Stevens
Okay, so I get it. The scenario is super fake, and Next Door Buddies has a history of trying to make gay porn with super “straight” men, which I think is ridiculous.
So this scene begins with Rusty Stevens lifting weights in blue underwear.
Hold on! Stop the presses! Rusty Stevens looks good in those undies. And I’m talking real good. I couldn’t believe my reaction. As I’m watching him lifts weights, all I could stare at was the huge woody under his blue shorts. It looks delectable. I got hard in a second. I want to suck him off so badly now.
Thank God Jake Steel did it for me. This boy goes to motherfuckin’ town on Rusty’s dick. I mean, you would have thought Jake was on death row and Rusty’s cock was his last meal. Oh, but what a way to go, right?
Mike Hancock: Nick Jacobs’ Toys
Nick Jacobs is just a hunk. Really he is. I mean his body and thick cock are so masculine, sexy and strong. I love the freckles all over his body. In all the dicks I’ve seen, I can say that I have never seen a dick with freckles. It’s kind of charming actually. Now his face…it’s okay.
Honestly, with a body like that…are we looking at anything else?
Cocky Boys: Gabriel and Michael
He’s one… twice… three times a cummer!
Yep you heard it. Michael shoots three times in this video. THREE TIMES!!!!
This is just a hot video, and a departure for Cocky Boys. I felt a bit like I was watching Latin Boyz for a bit. Gabriel and Michael both seem so into one another. They cannot stop making out during the whole video and are a hot couple to watch. And yes I love it when they talk in Spanish—don’t judge me; it’s sexy.
Another amazing thing about this video is the way Gabriel fucks. He’s like a machine. I swear a couple of times I thought my computer was malfunctioning and playing the video in fast-forward. I’m not kidding he fucks Michael at super speeds… and his hot bubble butt with a tan line looks damn fine doing it.
Hottest post of the week.
Sean Cody: Russell
It’s just… well… I mean…
Alright I’ll say it.
I love you Sean Cody. I do. The boys you get on your site are out of control—eriously, it’s crazy.
And Russell is a breath of fresh hair… oops! I mean air, but speaking of hair…
Isn’t Russell’s hair the sexiest? I hope this boy never, never shaves his chest. If there truly is a God, she will have Russell fuck someone on Sean Cody soon. Ohh, I hope it’s Addison! Oh, God! I’m getting wet just thinking about that one!
Okay, okay… I’m back from my Addison and Russell fantasy. You almost lost me there. Still, I think I need some more time to daydream, but I’ll see you next week. Now get out there and get turned on!
