PataPORN With Chinpoko – Halloween Edition!
Boo! Did I scare ya? Well, if you’re not scared now, prepare to be terrified with this week’s horrifying Halloween edition of Pataporn with Chinpoko!!!!!!! Mwaah hahahhahahahaha! (That’s my evil laugh, bitches.)
Count Cockula FleshJack
Blah! Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your cock! Or rather, Count Cockula vants you to suck your own cock using his vampire-themed Fleshjack.
The boys at Fleshjack have entered the Halloween fray with their own incisor inspired masturbation toy. Call it “weird-looking” or “hokey,” but the style has been selling like crazy!
I must say, the promotional video from the boys at Fleshjack is pretty damn hot too. I mean, real hot. That boy fucks the hell out of that fanged fucker.
Wish I could. Apparently, my own review of the Fleshjack Vibro wasn’t good enough because other members of the QueerClick staff received samples to try. And I did not.
Not that I’m bitter…
But I’m bitter! I LOVE TRUE BLOOD! I LOVE TWILIGHT! WHY CAN’T I STICK MYSELF INTO SOME HOT YUMMY VAMPIRE GOODNESS? LIFE’S NOT FAIR!!!! NOT FAIR!!
Randy Blue: When A Stranger Cums
Just in time to get your blood pumping, Randy Blue features a three-way inspired by the SCREAM horror franchise.
Little do they know, but Dawson and Dell are being watched. Suddenly, a mysterious phone caller threatens their life, although the caller wasn’t that scary. It’s kind of hard to sound like a killer when you have gayspeak and lisp so big that dancing hippos could jete on it. Just saying.
I have to admit. The first nine minutes of this video is just bad… bad, bad, bad. The scariest part of this video is the acting though Dawson’s fake hair color comes in a frightening second. Seriously though, some pretty are just meant to be pretty and that’s it. Either keep a dick in your mouths, boys, or can it.
And lastly, this video is called “When A Stranger Cums,” but the cumshots… not that exciting.
However, don’t count Randy Blue out of the Halloweenie action. Scroll to the next post and you’ll see why.
Randy Blue: A Taste of Blue
This video may be from two years ago, but Chris Rockway is ageless. Damn, that man’s hot, and even hotter as Lord of the Night.
The acting is SOOOOOOOOOO much better in this video, as well as the editing. Even though the whole video is only twenty-minutes long, you really get a sense of story.
The beginning sequence stars Cody Fallon and Blake Riley who do so much more with the dialogue than their counterparts. And… wait for it… there’s a costume montage. A montage!!! It’s actually quite funny and made me laugh out loud several times. And there’s even special effects! Special effects people… in porn!!!
In this video, Cody and Blake are bored on All Hollow’s Eve and looking for a good party. They stumble upon a spooky vampire pad… Chris Rockway’s place.
I love the way Chris answers the door so solemnly and brooding. It makes him so much hotter. And for you True Blood fans, Chris glamours Cody and Blake to take off their clothes and he commands their cocks get hard. And when the magical dildo’s appeared, I was turned on and laughing hysterically at the same time. And Chris’ face is hysterical; he gets so into it. I can never say it enough… Chris Rockway is a damn good actor, folks.
The fucking in this video is some of Randy Blue’s finest. The three guys are so passionate and so into one another. And the cum shots are so explosive that I came along with them.
Lastly, this scene has with a very Thriller<-em> inspired surprise ending. The whole video is really a level of online porn that’s missing from a lot of cites.
Hottest post of the week, if not in the last six months. Seriously, this video is so hot…it’s scary!
So there you have it, you’ve been spooked. But I have a feeling that even though you’ve been treated to some great porn, that you still want some of your own tricks. So why not treat yourself and get your own blood pumping.? Go get out there. Scare yourself, scare others, cum on their chest and no matter what… don’t forget to get turned on! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
