Count Cockula FleshJack

After watching over last season’s episodes of True Blood, we’re definitely in love with Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård). Unfortunately, since the second season finished at the end of summer we’ll have no one to suck us dry until next year.
Thanks to FleshJack, we won´t need to wait until next spring to have ultra-hot vampires sucking our life force. Just in time for Halloween they’ve released a new product, the Count Cockula, a vampire-mouthed FleshJack with stimulating fang texture inside.

A couple of days after Count Cockula’s release, we got our own in the mail. It came in very discreet packaging, however, the UPS guy looked at with lustful eyes (maybe he was also desperate to feel Eric’s fangs rubbing his dick). We ran to our room, unpacked Count Cocukla, and there they were, inside of a can soda case: 2 big and sexy fangs ready to devour our cocks. Fleshjack was even kind enough to send two free samples of water based lube, so we could start to jacking off right away.
First we turned of all the lights—vampires love the twilight and we didn’t light any candle because we are queers, not girls. Next, we turned on the DVD and went for it. At first we felt a little afraid that the fangs texture might hurt our dick, but actually, it was the most exquisite sensation we’d ever felt. If your cock’s very sensitive we suggest you remove the bottom lid to decreased the suction. But if you like hardcore sucking, just leave it on and you’ll experience an incredibly intense orgasm.
The guys from Fleshjack probably didn’t base Count Cockula’s design on Alexander Skarsgård or Robert Pattinson. But as nastily addicted to masturbation as we are, we’ll fantasize about whatever vampires we like sucking our dicks. Count Cockula is almost like sex, except you don’t have to sleep in Dracula’s coffin or call him the next day.
You still have time to order Count Cockula and make your Halloween night even hotter!