PataPORN With Chinpoko

It’s kinky. It’s classy. It’s offensive. It’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!

Cocky Boys: Wolf Hudson and Skyler Caine
Kink is making a cumback at Cocky Boys this week. Wolf Hudson is back, and good God… I forgot how big his dick is. Seriously. As Skyler sucks it, I had to keep telling myself that Wolf’s cock is real—sometimes it almost seems like an oversized dildo.
If you like smooth, pretty bottoms—with a bit of gayface—then Skyler is for you. His face looks sculpted. Watching him get fucked and biting his bottom lip is pretty damn hot.
Maybe that’s why the scenes of him sucking Wolf’s cock are so incredibly hot. It might also help that Skyler loves to deep throat over and over and over. PATA PATA! Maybe Skyler should come see Chinpoko!
The fucking in this video is nice too, but mainly because of the dirty talk. In fact I wish there was more of it because that’s when the scene comes alive. There’s only one problem with dirty talk—you can tell when the editors are replaying a scene from a different angle.
Maybe some people like looking at the same porn from a different view, but I keep thinking, “Hey, I’ve heard that before.” I’m paying good money for fresh porn dammit…I want 20 minutes of all original fucking—no reruns!
Still a great video to check out, lube up, and get off to. PATA PATA PATA!

Latin Boyz: Patrick
Chinpoko sings!
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick… I love you very much…
Patrick, Patrick, Patrick… let me stick me up your butt.
Yes, I have the mind of a six-year-old, but what do you expect, I’m a cock!
Damn, Latin Boyz gets some hot men on their site, and Patrick is no different. How does he get his body to look that tight and amazing? As he strokes his thick dick, his abs ripple like the deep waves of an ocean.
His hair, his eyes, his lips, his huge uncut cock, and his tanline. Who could ask for anything for more? I can’t wait to see this guy top someone.

Bel Ami: Kris Evans and Erik Bouna
Watch this video for one reason… Kris’ cum gutters. Those things could be lethal weapons—they are so defined. Ah and his cock’s beauty goes without saying… but I am sayin’! Wow! I love it like Celine Dion loves her old husband.
Now granted, his personality is a bit… meh. And I don’t know what the hell he’s saying. But does it really matter??

Men At Play: Patrik and Nathan Lewis
OH MY GOD, DO I WANT A DRINK AT THIS BAR!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so it’s not really a bar, but at least Men at Play is trying to create the mood.
The big deal here is Patrik. Oh man, how would you like to see him at happy hour? Patrik is out of control. I mean out of control, he’s so hot. Okay, actually I’m the one who loses control when I see him, but it’s his fault. I mean, I was gonna ask “Do porn stars really look like this?” But come on! I mean, do any guys really look like this? Where do they hang out?
Don’t get me wrong—Nathan Lewis is gorgeous too. However, he kind of looks like my uncle so that wigs me out a bit. But Patrik!
I try not to be biased but Men at Play is one of my favorite sites and now that they are signing on some exclusives they are really amping up momentum for their site. Hell, I know I’m excited! PATA PATA! Hey Men at Play, if you let me fuck Patrik, I’ll be your spokesdick! Wouldn’t I look great in a suit?
Okay so it probably won’t happen. Still, I’m off to Hugo Boss to find a new suit just in case and practice my Zoolander face. While I’m gone… you know the drill. Get out there and get turned on!