PataPORN With Chinpoko

This is a very eventful week, dear fans. I’ve finally met the man of my dreams! I know you can’t wait to hear who it is, but you’ve got to wait for it. (Or you can just scroll down, if you’re a bitch!). It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!

English Lads: Hayden & Liam
Blonde beauties abound at English Lads this week. If you’re into guys playing “straight” then you’ll love this, although I’m not so sure.
These guys love to suck dick. I mean, they adore it. They don’t say it, but I’ve had enough guys suck on me to know. You can see it in their eyes.
Do you remember, the first time you sucked dick? Remember the trepidation, the worry, the fear…but then once you wrapped your lips around some guy’s thick head it was like giving a fat baby Double-stuffed Oreos?
Well, Hayden and Liam have that same look. Make no mistake, these two will be fucking and if English Lads is smart…they’ll pair these two up again—hot chemistry!
P.S. Watch the cumshots. That’s all I’m saying.

Island Studs: Gus
Okay, so Gus probably smells like marijuana and B.O. Just keeping it real here. He’s totally an island hobo with an infectious smile. That’s not my thing, but it might be yours.
However… why is seeing a guy with his dog so cute? Am I right? Watch this video and let me know what you think. By the end of the shoot, I had a bit of a crush on Gus. He made me want to pick up and leave my burdened life behind. I could move to the islands and live the simple life. And hopefully, fuck Gus. PATA PATA!!! Where’s my hula skirt?

Rugby Player Ben Cohen’s Bulge
The Bears are back in town!
Ben Cohen just seems like one of the nicest guys out there and he looks so damn hot. That square jaw, those broad shoulders, and that hair. Damn!
Ben truly embodies the essence of a man’s man. And to be honest, he makes me wish I was just more than a dick because I would beg to bottom for him—beg for it.

Dirty Tony: Fabian and Seth
Okay, the beginning dialogue in this video… BORING.
Fabian and Seth are not good actors and in the beginning I was finding myself fairly bored.
And then Fabian got naked… HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS GUY IS HOT! Where did he come from? How come I didn’t know about him? What’s his sign? I need to know these things dammit!
As I sat down to write this, I tried to think of the hottest things Fabian does, but I can’t.
EVERYTHING he does is hot. The way he kisses Seth so passionately, the way he fucks Seth soooo deep that his cock completely disappears in Seth’s hole, the way he inhales Seth’s cock.
I’m all a-twitter. I love you Fabian! I love you! And I’ve never said this about a guy before. (Editor D: That’s totally not true, Chinpoko. You say that all the time.)
I don’t care what my editor says—I really mean it this time. I love him! I love… what was his name again? Okay, I’m going to go back and look it up again. In the meanwhile, get out there and get turned on!