PataPORN With Chinpoko
Hellooooo my fellow QueerClickers! It’s an exciting week. Not only am I reviewing porn but I also am reviewing a Fleshjack Vibro!!!! I really do have the best job in the world. It’s time for PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Corbin Fisher: Dawson and Dolph
OH MY GOODNESS! Is anyone else as excited about this I as I am?
Dawson and Dolph! Dolph and Dawson! EEEE! I’m pre-cumming now, just from saying their names.
I know this is totally a publicity stunt thought up by Corbin Fisher and BelAmiOnline… and it’s a good one!
This reminds me of those moments when my favorite characters are on another show. Oh, like when Angel would be on Buffy! Or when Steve Urkel was on Full House! It’s always TV magic and this is definitely porn magic.
This video has it all. Passion, a cut cock, an uncut cock, a hot cum shot on Dolph’s ass, and one helluva facial on Dawson’s gorgeous mug.
Not to be missed.
Island Studs: Hank Returns
Hank reminds me why I love men so much. He’s such a guy’s guy and I’m pleased as punch that he’s back on Island Studs.
Even the way he talks makes me hard. I feel like he just came back from hanging out with all his “bros” or whatever they call one another. Hank would fuck you, while drinking a beer, cum on your chest, and then clean it up with one of his dirty socks on his disgusting bedroom floor.
Oh fuck, I’m gonna cum. Be right back.
Reese Rideout For JockButt
This contraption looks so weird to me, yet Reese Rideout looks so damn hot in it. Has his ass always looked this hot or am I just now paying attention???
Fleshjack: Topher
Well, the people at Fleshjack are trying to buy me off. Yes they’ve sent me their Vibro thinking that I am just going to rave about it! Well, you’re wrong… I cannot be bought.
So I’m put some lube down this thing (because you have to use a lot of water-based lube with your Fleshjack), but I’m not going to like it. I cannot be BOUGHT!
Alright, so I’m just going to slip myself in here but I’m not going to like it.
Oh… well, that’s unexpected. Wow, who knew those little bumps on the inside of this thing would feel so… good? Oh, damn that feels real good. Holy crap, is their suction in this thing? Wait, there is. If you don’t unscrew the lid, it creates suction, just like an ass. Well good God, that’s good thinking. WAIT WAIT WAIT… I cannot be bought. I’m pulling out of this thing.
(sighing heavily)
Okay, so that was aright, although I am shivering from the sensation. Maybe it was better than I thought. I cannot be BOUGHT!
Alright, I’ll turn on the vibration, but I bet it’s not any better. It can’t be. What are three little battery-operated vibrating nubs going to do? And besides it’s a bit cumbersome to get them in the Fleshjack anyway. I’m totally going to hate this.
But still, I’ll add more lube on myself and the device. Woah! That Vibro is loud. Well, I wouldn’t be doing this when I was visiting mother.
Alright, I guess I better get in this thing, but I cannot be bought!
OOOHHHHH MMYYYYY GAAAWWWDDDD!!!
I didn’t even know parts of me could have this sensation. Oh God I’m gonna go already! It’s happening so quickly. Oh my…Oh my…OHHHH MY!!!!
(shivering and twitching from sensitivity)
That was one of the best orgasms I’ve EVER had. It was like fucking Jesus.
I can be bought, bitches. I can be bought…
Goodness…I think I’m going to faint. I’m completely spent. While I rest and recuperate, you people get out there and get turned on! (And get a Vibro…damn.)
