PataPORN With Chinpoko
Hello dear Chinpoko fans. This is QueerClick’s Editor D. I just want to take a moment and apologize for Chinpoko. He’s been out of control this week. He’s been running around the office screaming, “IT’S SO HOT THIS WEEK! IT’S SO HOT!” And he’s been cumming on everyone. We try to tell him to keep his work in his cubicle, but he doesn’t care. Just this afternoon while working at my computer, I felt something on my leg and I thought it was just Toby humping my leg again. But it wasn’t. It was Chinpoko, and he ruined my new Diesel jeans. Be prepared… it’s PataPORN With Chinpoko.
Hot House: Tony Mecelli
Chinpoko singing:
There’s a time for love and a time for living.
You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that’s—
Wait a minute! Oops… I’m sorry. The hunky houseman in Who’s The Boss? was Tony Micelli, not Tony Mecelli. But I’ll admit… I did have a crush on Tony Danza.
Can you imagine if this Tony Mecelli showed up at your front door as a housekeeper? Oh My Gawd! I can just imagine myself opening the door with a robe on and my foreskin up in a towel, just like Angela… and there he is—my Tony! PATA PATA! I think I’m going to have my own sitcom!
QC Asians: Ass
I want to stick my face in this guy’s hole. Have you been to QC Asians yet? Ohhhh, it’s a wonderful, wonderful, glorious land of hot, tight boys. I must say, I’m very proud of Team Orange. The site’s so cum worthy.
Dirty Tony: Brad and Danny
DOUBLE SITE ALERT! DOUBLE SITE ALERT!!!!
Well, dear fans, Randy Blue’s hottie Kevin is moonlighting at Dirty Tony as Danny. And as Shakespeare said, “A dick by any other name is still just a suckable.”
Okay, maybe Shakespeare was talking about a rose or something, but I think he probably meant a dick.
It’s no secret that I’m a fan of Kevin—or Danny—whatever the hell his name is! I have to say Danny has such a hot, hot body. He’s so tall and his shoulders so broad. MMMM… he’s just a man’s man.
Also, I usually don’t like it when guys trim their hair so short, but I love the way Danny has trimmed his pubic hair in this video. It’s super short and I love how you can see the muscles around his groin flex as he pushes himself in and out of Brad’s tight ass.
And a best supporting actor should definitely go to Brad. He bottoms with the best of them, and his face is just don’t right pretty. If you’re into hot facials you’re gonna wet yourself on this one.
Dominic Ford: Ricoh
This. Is…
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(wait for it)
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THE HOTTEST SOLO VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There so many reasons why. First of all, just look at the pictures. This Ricoh is just the most gorgeous thing I think I’ve ever seen. It’s obscene how beautiful he is.
Also, the style of this video’s really great. The dim light and the filter on the scene make it feel so intimate. You actually felt like a voyeur hidden in the room, spying on Ricoh.
This guy strokes and strokes and strokes. Literally he’s stroking his cock for twenty minutes straight. In between he takes some deep breaths and slaps his cock a bit. He’s saving the load for us watching until the end—isn’t that thoughtful?
And when he finally does give us that load… oh my goodness does he cum! Ricoh practically shoots himself in the face… twice. I had already come once before but watching him cum made get hard all over again. So I just started the scene over!!!!! I’m keeping this video in my porn file… FOREVER!
And kudos to Dominic Ford for trying something different; it pays to be adventurous.
Hottest post of the week!
Dear fans, this is Editor D, again. Chinpoko just went into convulsions and is cumming all over our break room right now. I told him to keep his work in the cubicle, but I guess you just can’t keep a hard dick down. Needless to say, he’s not signing off for this week. So I’ll do it for him. Now while I go get a towel (and a new pair of jeans) why don’t you get out there and get turned on.
