When a guy has an ass that’s as perfect as Jared’s you just have to get it fucked!
“Yeah, that sounds great!” was Jared’s response when Sean asked him.
The only other thing he wanted to know was… who would do the fucking?
At StraightHell.net, Peter’s nightmare is really kicking off. Having been violently stripped naked and whipped round the club and sexually abused, the buff straight man is now immobilised in bondage inside a cage, at the mercy of the jeering perverts.
When Seth Jenkins rolls into Parker London’s place, he finds Parker laying on his bed with a big boner in his pants. They were supposed to go to a barbeque, but Parker became distracted by a dirty magazine he found in the back of his closet.
Santa has all sorts of candies and coals for this week’s porn gossip round-up. And roller girl, Francois Sagat, is here to get us started. In this installment, Evan Matthews fists himself, a porn star becomes a CNN weather anchor, Ryan Raz does Disney, Diesel Washington has a drug-fueled piss party in public, Brent Corrigan opens up his fourth personal website, Corbin Fisher takes to the high seas to punish porn pirates, porn god Aiden Shaw talks dirty about his new autobiography, and Andy Kay gives us some happy holiday news! Why are we waiting? Let’s jump right in! You may remember Evan Matthews as the guy who fisted himself. He’s quite the fist pig and hi fans may be delighted to know that he’s renewed his contract with Hot Houses’ Club Inferno group. He’s apparently become an expert of sorts on safe fisting practices and his tenure at Club Inferno will give him a lot more (ahem) firsthand experience. Porn pup Ryan Raz recently visited the Magic Kingdom and posted the evidence on his blog. Raz says, “I must admit. I am one big flaming Disney FREAK. I love going to the Disney parks. I think this is because I can act like a child and nobody really notices. For me the best time of the year to go is during the Christmas because they know how to do it right. There is nothing like watching a castle light up with 200,000 LED lights while snow machines do their thing.”
Is it us or do Ryan and Goofy seem to look strangely alike? In fact, they might even be hitting on each other. If they hook up, that would be bestiality; well, unless Goofy takes the costume off… in which case the sex wouldn’t be nearly as hot. Also, we had no idea who the hell the orange fairy was, until we did some research. Her name’s Lily and while she’s never been in a Disney full-theatrical release, the pixie has been released straight to video. Wikipedia gives us Lily’s backstory:
Lily is a garden-talented fairy of African appearance. She has the most beautiful garden in Pixie Hollow. Lily is down-to-earth and practical. She is extremely patient. She is the only fairy who prefers walking to flying. One of Lily’s hobbies is to sit and watch grass grow (as grass tends to grow quickly in her presence).
It makes sense that Ryan would hang out with Tinkerbell and her friends, one fairy to another.