QC Porn Gossip Round-Up

Santa has all sorts of candies and coals for this week’s porn gossip round-up. And roller girl, Francois Sagat, is here to get us started. In this installment, Evan Matthews fists himself, a porn star becomes a CNN weather anchor, Ryan Raz does Disney, Diesel Washington has a drug-fueled piss party in public, Brent Corrigan opens up his fourth personal website, Corbin Fisher takes to the high seas to punish porn pirates, porn god Aiden Shaw talks dirty about his new autobiography, and Andy Kay gives us some happy holiday news! Why are we waiting? Let’s jump right in!

You may remember Evan Matthews as the guy who fisted himself. He’s quite the fist pig and hi fans may be delighted to know that he’s renewed his contract with Hot Houses’ Club Inferno group. He’s apparently become an expert of sorts on safe fisting practices and his tenure at Club Inferno will give him a lot more (ahem) firsthand experience.

Porn pup Ryan Raz recently visited the Magic Kingdom and posted the evidence on his blog. Raz says, “I must admit. I am one big flaming Disney FREAK. I love going to the Disney parks. I think this is because I can act like a child and nobody really notices. For me the best time of the year to go is during the Christmas because they know how to do it right. There is nothing like watching a castle light up with 200,000 LED lights while snow machines do their thing.”
Is it us or do Ryan and Goofy seem to look strangely alike? In fact, they might even be hitting on each other. If they hook up, that would be bestiality; well, unless Goofy takes the costume off… in which case the sex wouldn’t be nearly as hot. Also, we had no idea who the hell the orange fairy was, until we did some research. Her name’s Lily and while she’s never been in a Disney full-theatrical release, the pixie has been released straight to video. Wikipedia gives us Lily’s backstory:

Lily is a garden-talented fairy of African appearance. She has the most beautiful garden in Pixie Hollow. Lily is down-to-earth and practical. She is extremely patient. She is the only fairy who prefers walking to flying. One of Lily’s hobbies is to sit and watch grass grow (as grass tends to grow quickly in her presence).

It makes sense that Ryan would hang out with Tinkerbell and her friends, one fairy to another.

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It’s been a little while since our last Porn Gossip Round-Up, but we’re back with a big, hot, creamy wad to unload in your face. So sit back, get ready, and open wide—because our spunk so full and rich with sweet porn bits, that we might accidentally shoot some into your eyes and nostrils (which might sting a bit).

There may be trouble over at COLT Studios because of a lawsuit filed by COLT founder Jim French against COLT’s current owners for “failure to pay the bulk of a $2.2 million promissory note related to the 2003 sale of the company.”

Jim French Studios Inc. filed the lawsuit in San Francisco Superior Court on April 13 against Prowest Media Corp. for breach of contract, naming as defendants current Prowest Media President John Rutherford, Chief Financial Officer Thomas R. Settle, among others… The suit alleges a failure to repay $1.24 million outstanding on a $2.2 million promissory note issued on May 1, 2003, upon the sale of the company by Jim French Studios to Prowest.

Prowest Media president, John Rutherford responded to the lawsuit with this: “As the old saying goes, ‘There are two sides to every story.’ We regret that Mr. French has chosen to pursue his differences legally where only lawyers will prosper. Please know that after nearly 20 years in this business learning from the best, we have every intention of working our differences out.”

When RuPaul made a montage video of fierce drag queens throughout history for her Drag Race, she overlooked one notable porn queen—Chi Chi LaRue! Apparently RuPaul called LaRue to apologize for the oversight and even promised to include LaRue in her music video, Don’t Be Jealous of My Boogie which you can see for yourself above. What a nice make-up gift and one especially kind since Chi Chi recently recovered from gall bladder complications in the hospital.

Nick Capra made a splash in the porn blogosphere with the
recent admission on his blog that he fucked one of People Magazines’ Sexiest Men Alive, an A-list actor, who also knows hymnals it seems. You’ll want to read the entire thing at the link above, but here are some of the better bits from his hilariously weird story:

All of a sudden, I hear this loud clicking. High heels resounding on the wood floors. All of a sudden this beautiful Hungarian blond is standing before me. She smiles down on me like some Exterminating Angel from the Goddess Kiva about to seduce and destroy me right there…

one of my clients wants to show me how far he has come. He is going to suck your cock and then you are going to fuck him while I watch…He is by nature-straight…” Yeah..I’ve heard that one before.

He had a muscular build and looked quite young… when I picture the clients that go to these kind of places, I envision someone that looks more like Woody Allen, or something. So, that was kind of nice.
Mistress Barbarella introduces me to him as ‘Master Nick’. I like that! The dude peers up at me from the mat. Fuck me! It’s him… Fucking him!! I more than recognize the dude. I had seen him in countless big screen movies over the last few years. (He was also in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Issue 2003. Not the cover model, though)…

The second my dick enters him, he arches his back and he starts singing at the top of his lungs, “Onward Christian Soldier”.

As we said, the entire account’s worth reading because it’s off-the-wall hilarious! But The Sword took the trouble of slimming down the possible candidates to Hugh Jackman, Colin Farrell, Jude Law, Ashton Kutcher, and their number one suspect, Seann William Scott. Where that’d make sense because Seann spells his name with two N’s (gay!) and has shown his ass on film and agreed to a gay threesome in American Pie 2, some others are saying Jude Law’s the guy, because his religious upbringing would give him firsthand knowledge of which Christian hymnal to sing while being sodomized.

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