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What Porn Furnishings Say About A Studio

You may remember Lurid Digs, the blog that lampoons shitty home furnishings of gay nude photos. Or the Sticky entitled “What his bedroom tells you about him”. We decided to combine those ideas and critique the furnishings apparent in a few of our most recent posts, just to decode the message these studios are sending about themselves and their models.

New York Straight Men: Smackdown
New York apartments are expensive. That’s why NYSM has converted their tiny place into a combination porn studio/wrestling ring/living room/suck dungeon, using the folding screen to hide their roommate. Also, having a ew pleather couches, shitty rugs, and lamps make the space feel less empty, unlike a New Yorker’s heart.

Bel Ami: Josh Elliot and Sascha Chaykin
Bel Ami’s men are first-rate, but their hodge-podge of imported furnishings make every scene look like they took place in a gay bed-and-breakfast or a cologne commercial from the 80’s—very glamorous (for Eastern Europe). We personally think that wicker furniture should be saved for sun rooms and retirement communities, but we guess it’s easier to replace once Bel Ami’s guys fuck it apart.

Mason Wyler: Mason and Taylor Aims
Hooking up with Mason has its own risks. For one, what if this notorious bottom decides to ram you with his man packer, instead? Second off, he’s liable to say all sorts of horrible things about you smuggling meth in your butthole. And thirdly, he’s like the Norman Bates of porn. We’re pretty sure “his” bedroom belongs to his grandma and that he’s got several “actors” stashed away somewhere. But his otherwise blah furnishings ensure his monstercock remains the star.
Four more scenes decoded, after the jump!

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