Jimmy arrived this time with a bit of a blackeye. He told NYSM that he got into a bar room fight. When they asked about the other guy, he told us they didn’t want to know what happened to him. Jimmy is such a pleasant and easy going guy, but cross him in any way and he will take pleasure in giving a punch to the face as he said with a gleam in his slightly blackeye.
June is busting out all over… HOPEFULLY ON YOUR FACE! Yes, I think I made that joke last June, but it’s so good. But I DO know what will make you bust out all over your own face… this week’s PataPORN WITH CHINPOKO! Xtra Inches: Gunner and Ricky Sinz RATING OF 5 – CUMWORTHY!
Whew! Xtra inches hit my fantasy right on the tip of the head! PATA PATA!
Can I just say that Gunner is one of the hottest names ever for man? Really it is. I think there was G.I. Joe character named Gunner that used to always give me a chubby. The name sounds so rough, tough, and ready to fuck.
Well, Gunner owns up to his namesake in this video. Not only does he have the thickest freakin’ prick I’ve seen in a while, he also has no mercy on Ricky’s tight hole. Gunner slams his cock way up into Ricky so much, I bet that boy gets a tickle in his throat while getting fucked.
This video had me at hello. Okay, they never actually say “hello”. It’s more like it had me at skater hats and tons of tattoos. OH! Chinpoko loves the bad boys!!!!
HOTTEST POST OF THE WEEK!
WARNING: The video above contains disturbing footage of Hill’s death. We’ve been keeping you up to date with information on Stephen Clancy Hill, the straight samurai porn slasher who fell off a cliff earlier yesterday during a standoff with LA police. Gawker recently posted this video of his lethal fall. Hill had stayed in a standoff with police for hours, threatening to kill himself with a samurai sword. There are differing reports that the police tazed him and/or tried to subdue with him a non-lethal weapon. We’re also wondering about the cable line that seems to have been tied to Hill on the video. What’s up with that? Did the police have a hand in Hill’s death?
Problem: You have a hot lover and you’d like you and him to get fucked at the same time. What to do? You could try to arrange a foursome, but they’re sometimes a bigger pain in the ass than a 9×9 cock. First, you have to find three other guys to fool around with, then maybe they’re not all into each other or have scheduling conflicts. And once you get them together, who knows what they’ll want to do? So how are two cock-hungry bottoms supposed to get fucked? A double-sided dildo, that’s how!
Stockroom has an entire page of double-sided dildos, but two in particular really made us sit up and beg. The 18″ Purple Jelly Double Dong and the 28″ Rascal Double Teamer. Both are thick, veiny, and have some serious flexibility so you and your partner can ride that twin-cock any way you please: back-to-back, ass-to-ass, or maybe even face-to-face while you kiss.
Both are waterproof, easy-to-clean and get extra slippery with a little bit of lube for easy insertion and intense play. Imagine both of you studs moaning and riding a thick cock. Every time one of you pushes down on it harder, it fucks the other guy a little bit deeper, driving each of you wild until you can’t help but cum… wow! So fucking hot. So satisfy your wild side with your other bottomish pal and hit up the double-sided action tonight!
Kelly just returned from a weekend camping/fishing trip and was really horny! He was Upstate all weekend and stopped by on his way back to Staten Island. He asked NYSM for a shower and then a BJ, but Ben requested it the other way around; Blow Job before Shower. Kelly didn’t mind a bit, if figured that if Ben was into his ripe, sweaty, man-scent, he would go along.
Ben swallowed down Kelly’s big unwashed cock and cleaned it up as he sucked. Kelly was really enjoying the warm, moist mouth on his meat. Ben sucked, slurped and just plain old worshiped this straight guy’s cock till he exploded all over drenching Ben once again in cum.
