Learning the alphabet in elementary school was mega-boring: A was for apple, B was for bologney, C was for chevaline. But now you’re all grown up and masturbating to gay porn so it’s time for a sexier adult ABCs. The Effing Typeface has got you covered! Now A is for asshole, P is for pubes, Z is for zipper and so on.
It’s a real relief too because after years of watching our e-mail manners we finally have a typeface that’s more offensive than anything we could ever write. We included some of our gay favorites in the image above, but we also included three letters that left us scratching our heads. What the heck do N, R, and Y stand for? Is N for necrophilia? R for rough riding? Y for yank? Fill us in, yo!
Man, looks like the alphabet’s much harder than we remember!
Ruggerbugger has caught rugby player Carl Ablett’s ass on video! The English rugby star plays for the Leeds Rhinos. This big burly sportsman isn’t someone you’d want to mess with, but we’re very happy to admire his big magnificent ass when it’s accidentally revealed right on the playing pitch!
At CFNM.net, after tough schoolboy James was sold in a slave auction his saga continues at cfnm.net. He lives chained in the bedroom of a perverted old woman who invites her friends around to fondle and abuse his muscular naked body. They tease his asshole with a feather and stroke his heavy balls. The stud is fed viagra to keep him perpetually hard and they milk him endlessly using a pump till the hard bully is exhausted. See Slaveboy James’ full story at cfnm.net.
François Sagat hace unos vídeos muy locos. Nos cuesta un poco entender el concepto, y no importa, lo importante es que él nuca deje de enseñar su culazo para la cámara.
At First Auditions, Errol is a young serious athlete without an ounce of fat on his toned lean hard body. He thought that submitting to two strange men would be an easy way to make money, but the pervy groping men make Errol work and sweat for every penny. When they pry his ass cheeks apart and work open his hole he regretted ever signing up for this. He has such an insatiable cock that it was easy for the skillful hands to give him an erection – a fact this proud athlete found incredibly embarrassing. Download the full videos of this horny straight jock from First Auditions!
We don’t know why putting Xander Scott and Zachary Cook together seemed like a natural pairing but it worked out perfectly. These guys were so hot for each other and anyone who caught their Randy Blue Live appearance together will tell you the chemistry was there.
If you like your Corbin Fisher Studs hot, young, ripped and blond, you’re going to really like Cameron! He’s a sexy, young, confident 19 year old who we’re extremely excited to introduce! Cameron proudly states he has quite the high sex drive! Though he lost his virginity only a couple of years ago, he’s been making up for that late start by having as much fun as possible in the time since!