QC FYI: Finally, A Font That Will Get You Fired

Learning the alphabet in elementary school was mega-boring: A was for apple, B was for bologney, C was for chevaline. But now you’re all grown up and masturbating to gay porn so it’s time for a sexier adult ABCs. The Effing Typeface has got you covered! Now A is for asshole, P is for pubes, Z is for zipper and so on.
It’s a real relief too because after years of watching our e-mail manners we finally have a typeface that’s more offensive than anything we could ever write. We included some of our gay favorites in the image above, but we also included three letters that left us scratching our heads. What the heck do N, R, and Y stand for? Is N for necrophilia? R for rough riding? Y for yank? Fill us in, yo!
Man, looks like the alphabet’s much harder than we remember!