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QCA Music Quickie: He Kissed A Boy (But We’d Rather Kiss A Man)


So you don’t find twinks even remotely threatening? Well how about one that wears manscara, an oversized undershirt, and an unruly collection of drunk tattoos? He’s liable to get all fuzzy black-and-white intense in your face while lip-synching a bad Katy Perry song (hee-hee, “bad Katy Perry song”… that’s redundant). This gay version of the lesbian’t hit “I Kissed A Girl” would be a million times better if the twink in it, y’know… actually kissed a boy. But he doesn’t because that would be too controversial for YouTube… we guess. It’s either that or that he’s not actually gay, making him more like Katy Perry than we thought. FAIL.

UPDATE: The good boys at Queerty dug up this fan video of actor-singer Chris Salvatore’s version of the same song. But unlike the horrible twink one above, his features actually hot men actually kissing. The guys still wear manscara, but when you’ve got bodies like theirs, pretty much anything’s forgivable. SUCCESS!

29 Mar 10 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

Men Over 30: Iron Man

Iron Man returns to Men Over 30
Men Over 30 fans had their cocks get hard as steel, when they first saw Iron Man. Today, he comes back, taking his cock, and the camera, into his own hands! At 36, he’s still working at the gym as a personal trainer with the body to prove it. Iron Man starts setting up the set for his shoot as he sets up the camera and the tripod. Iron Man drops his underwear to get better access to that thick dick. He then gets on his knees facing the couch and bends over it. He caresses that muscular ass and shows us that hot ass he has no plans of giving up. He spreads those cheeks apart and makes sure we get an eyeful. His ass is firm and tight. We’re sure many would wanna bounce more than a quarter off that thing. (…and by “quarter” we mean cock) He’s rock hard, and his cock is aching for release. He licks his fingertips before teasing his knob as he works that dick. He then takes the show back to the couch where it all started and starts jacking that dick for all it’s worth. His balls pull up tight around the base of his sweet cock. Quietly, without much ado, he shoots. His cock unloads a healthy, heaping batch of protein that now coats his cock and balls.

29 Mar 10 By redmonkey 1 Comment

Island Studs: Ted

Ted at Island Studs
At 6’3″ tall, redhead Ted towers over his customers at our local Farmer’s Market. That’s where Island Studs found this soft-spoken farmboy who sells flowers and edible palms that he grows. Fortunately Ted agreed to be photographed, balls out while picking a tropical fruit on the farm. This young exhibitionist enjoys being naked outdoors and in front of the camera. What a sight to see Ted’s white naturally hairless, smooth & lean naked body up a tree. Watch how comfortable he is showing us his pink man hole as he bends to trim branches from the tree—with only his work gloves on. This blue eyed amateur reveals that he is an aspiring tattoo artist—he applied all the ink on his body himself. He also discusses that he is strictly a ‘right hander’ when he jerks off.

29 Mar 10 By redmonkey 4 Comments

Extra Big Dicks: Jessie Alan & Jake Lyons

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Oh yes, this 23 year-old Florida native that packs a beer-can thick 9″ monster cock and goes by the name of Jessie Alan is back! Jessie is every size queen’s wet dream. This hung top boy’s been known to make several grown men cry (…for all the right reasons). You don’t have to ask Jake twice as he starts tonguing Jessie’s tight red briefs. Jake is soon getting that pretty face of his fucked by Jessie and that monster meat. Jessie then returns the favor as he starts sucking on Jake’s uncut cock. He expertly licks and sucks on the foreskin before taking it deep into his mouth. Jake gets so turned on, he’s soon back on his knees with more than a mouthful of Jessie to savor. All this attention is getting Jessie horny for more than that beautiful mouth. He gets up and puts Jake on all fours as he samples what’s next. Jake groans in ecstasy as Jessie starts to eat that sweet ass of his. He gets that tight ass wet and ready for a proper fucking. Jessie fucks him doggie as Jake scrambles to accommodate every delicious inch he’s taking. Jessie then puts Jake on his back and slides back inside missionary, getting that dick even deeper.

29 Mar 10 By redmonkey 2 Comments

Fisting Central: Bohous and Kaine Warn

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Boyhous goes to the doctor’s office to have his asshole checked out. Dr. Kain obliges by doing a full examination. He lubes up his hand and proceeds to insert his finger into Boyhous’ anus looking to find the source of the “itch.” Kain puts his fist deeper and deeper up Boyhous’ hole until his entire fist is in. He works his hand in and out of his willing patient and has no problem delving deeper and deeper into Boyhous’ ass and soon appears a nice, puffy, red rosebud.

29 Mar 10 By Dave Write a comment!

Cocksure Men: Massage 101

Massage 101 at Cocksure Men
Kevin is turning into Cocksure Men’s resident sex dummy. He was John Magnum’s star pupil in “Bottoming 101” and now he’s enrolled in “Massage 101” hosted by Tyler Saint. Kevin lays down on the massage table and Tyler begins working on his smooth back, explaining everything he’s doing along the way. His hands meander down and find their way to Kevin’s bubble butt, and then further on down to his toned legs. So far, everything’s been pretty professional, but Tyler can’t resist Kevin’s tight hole any longer and he dives in for a taste. Tyler regains his composure and Kevin flips over. He goes back to work on Kevin’s chiseled chest, arms, legs and feet before once again giving into temptation and wrapping his mouth around Kevin’s hard-on. Now it’s time for Kevin to show that it’s not just his cock that’s been at attention through the whole lesson. Tyler lays down and Kevin works his way through the routine, pouring over Tyler’s meaty muscles. He does a fine job but quickly cuts to the end of the lesson, sucking Tyler’s massive dick. After that Kevin decides to improvise. He has Tyler flip onto his stomach and begins to fuck Tyler’s sweet hole. This kid is a prodigy! The for final exam Kevin sits on Tyler’s face and explodes onto Tyler’s chest. This causes Tyler to pop mere seconds later.

29 Mar 10 By redmonkey 3 Comments

Turn Japanese With Tenga’s Flip Hole Masturbator!

Turn Japanese With Tenga's Flip Hole Masturbator!
Japan’s always been the home to the coolest technological innovations! You may remember the Fukudoku Five Finger Massager, but that’s nothing compared to amazing masturbatory machine dreamt up by the Japanese sex toy company, Tenga—Tenga’s Flip Hole Masturbator!
The Flip Hole’s priced and operates somewhat like a Fleshjack, but with several great technological twists! It uses an internal sleeve with ribs, nubs, shifting parts, and vacuum pressure to provide an incredible sensation to your cock. Click any of the three buttons on the device to change up the pressure and sucking power for your cock’s head, shaft, or basel You can tighten the Flip Holethe Flip Hole comes with 3 different types of lube for your pleasure: “mild” for a light, loose slide; “real” for what most people are used to; and “wild” for a thick, vivid, slow stroke. Hot damn! You’re liable to turn Japanese with such an amazing Asian aid at your command. Whether you’re looking for the hottest in new sex toys or just want the pleasures of anal and oral sex at your fingertips, Tenga’s Flip Hole Masturbator proves that Japan’s still tops when it comes to getting down, robot style!

28 Mar 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!