QCA Music Quickie: He Kissed A Boy (But We’d Rather Kiss A Man)

So you don’t find twinks even remotely threatening? Well how about one that wears manscara, an oversized undershirt, and an unruly collection of drunk tattoos? He’s liable to get all fuzzy black-and-white intense in your face while lip-synching a bad Katy Perry song (hee-hee, “bad Katy Perry song”… that’s redundant). This gay version of the lesbian’t hit “I Kissed A Girl” would be a million times better if the twink in it, y’know… actually kissed a boy. But he doesn’t because that would be too controversial for YouTube… we guess. It’s either that or that he’s not actually gay, making him more like Katy Perry than we thought. FAIL.

UPDATE: The good boys at Queerty dug up this fan video of actor-singer Chris Salvatore’s version of the same song. But unlike the horrible twink one above, his features actually hot men actually kissing. The guys still wear manscara, but when you’ve got bodies like theirs, pretty much anything’s forgivable. SUCCESS!