QCA Video: Fully Sick Rapper Presents A TB PSA

We’ve fallen in love with the Fully Sick Rapper (aka Christiaan Van Vuuren), especially after showing us around his crib and masticating to porn in front of us. We think he’s gotten wind of his gay following because he just put out this PSA against tuberculosis for World TB Day on March 24th… and he did it shirtless. Whether you dig his Aussie accent, his hairy, muscular pecs, or his health activism, just wait until you see him with balls in his mouth (seriously).
We have a QC reader who keeps up abreast of Van Vuuren’s exploits. According to him, the Fully Sick Rapper’s beginning to get coverage around the globe and will even be interviewed by MuchMusic Canada sometime soon. “He’s the new online singing sensation,” says our reader, “referred to (privately) by his most ardent fans as ‘Susan Boyle, only with testicles!'”
Mmmm… testicles.