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Wal-Mart Is Not The Best Place To Jerk Off In Private

Wal-Mart Is Not The Best Place To Jerk Off In Private
We know just how hard it is to find a space to fuck in public. But finding a public place to masturbate should be easy, right? Just find a bathroom and go. Well, not for one enterprising young man. When he found himself turned on by all the fine honeys hanging at the Florida Wal-Mart, he did what any sensible man would do—he grabbed a Sports Illustrated swimsuit portfolio and went to spank it in the toy aisle.
28-year-old William Tyler Black apparently spunked onto the floor, swirled it around with his shoe, wiped his gooey hand on a toy light saber, and walked to the front of the store where an officer confronted him. Black claimed he was just shopping for a toy for his daughter and said, “I swear I’m not a pervert.” Then he offered to clean up his mess because he is a gentleman.
Instead of taking him up on his gracious offer, the police hauled him into jail for a month. In the end, Black copped a plea bargain where he will wear a GPS tracking anklet for 2 year to make sure he stays away from Wal-Marts and any place selling children’s toys. That’s not a bad deal seeing as going to Wal-Mart is its own punishment. But let that be a warning to all you would-be public masturbators—either go into a dressing room or to a bookstore instead.

04 Dec 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

New Site Attack! Massage Bait

New Site Attack! Massage Bait
Who doesn’t love a good rub down from time to time? This is why offering a free massage is such a good excuse to lure any guys into your lair. You have the perfect excuse to get them to strip down, to push all the right spots to arouse their interest, to brush your hands against their growing member… Soon enough, they’d be asking for much more than just the blow job that you’re offering.
Welcome to Massage Bait.

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04 Dec 10 By scotchtape Write a comment!

ActiveDuty: Taylor

active duty taylor
Taylor is packing some serious firepower in his pants and he’s ready to unleash the fury on anyone who wants to take it on. Dink has found someone to do just that and we’ll be seeing some of that really soon. In the meantime, let’s get to know this sexy stud in the War Chest and evaluate the goods before he puts them to use on some unsuspecting fellow comrades. Dink is in love with his blond hair and green eyes and that mischievous smile he’s sporting.

04 Dec 10 By Dave 3 Comments