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Scott Brown: A Hot Piece of mASSachusetts

So we know some of you donkeydicks are probably mad at Scott Brown for charging in like an elephant and threatening to stomp on Ted Kennedy’s grave, but we’re less interested in politics than we are in poli-dicks. Last night’s winner of the special election for Massachusetts senatorial seat posed nude for Cosmopolitan magazine’s “America’s Sexiest Man” competition.
It was June 1982 and he was a 22-year-old law student at Boston College. He had fiberglass hair, a muscular torso, and a happy trail leading down to a nice bush. Even at age 50, we’d still do him. And while we’re definitely happy that we got to see him as a centerfold winner, we’d love to see the centerfold’s wiener. Sadly, Cosmo is a real classy rag that doesn’t show peen, only bush.
So we’ll have to wait until the Senator has a sex scandal and a tape to see the elephant’s trunk. Politics can be a divisive dirty biz. But no matter how you feel about the election or the looming Senatorial battles, there’s something we can all agree on—and that’s a general desire to see Scott Brown’s penis.