Oh Straight College Men…will your wonders this month never cease? First, you regale us with a father-son jerk-off scene. Then, you get the cutest contestant from VH1’s Tool Academy 2 to spank it for you. And now you’ve snagged your upcoming masturbator from Tool Academy 2 as well, in open defiance of a cease and desist letter from the show’s producers.
A QCommenter alerted us that Straight College Men’s next hunk would be none other than John Lamb (aka. “Giant Tool”) from Tool Academy 2. According to his MySpace page, he’s a 6’5″ white catholic capricorn. And according to his MySpace pictures, whatever he learned in Tool Academy, he’s promptly forgotten. Let’s take a quick look at why he got sent there in the first place:
John L., 29, may look like a big teddy bear, but when this exotic dancer rips his clothes off it’s no surprise to learn he has serious anger management issues. His 24-year-old girlfriend, Sarah, a secretary, wishes he would just calm down. This muscular giant also needs to learn to treat women better. His overbearing, alpha male persona has put his relationship in serious danger. John L. may be a serial disrespecter of women, but with the help of the Tool Academy, hopefully he will start acting like a big man instead of giant tool.
John got eliminated in episode 5 for “his lack of maturity and his loss of temper, resulting in the damage of school property. He had promised to calm down and not lose his temper as much, but proved he was not able to do so.” Oh John…you can act like a giant tool with anger management issues around us, especially if you have a giant tool—and an uncircumcised one at that—hot damn!
And while we’re looking forward to seeing the large oaf stroke it at SCM, we were also intrigued by the cease and desist letter that the producers of Tool Academy sent them:
“This office represents 495 Productions, Inc. (“495″), the producer of the television programs currently entitled “Tool Academy” (initially aired on the VH1 Network) and “A Shot At Love” (initially aired on the MTV Network) (collectively, the “Programs”)…
It has come to our attention that some of the performers in the Programs are participating on and in connection with the websites (www.realitvrevealed.com and www.straightcollegemen.com)… in particular, Stewart Ellefson, Daniel Jovicevic, John Lamb, Tyler Synon, and Josh Dunn…
…we further request that you also cease and desist from allowing them to further participate in the Websites and that their images, names, statements, and other materials are immediately removed from the Websites.”
That means that Tyler “Tatt Tool” Synon and the delectable Josh Dunn are the next reality show fodder for SCM’s sperm mill. Synon’s a d-bag who got arrested for taking a swing at a hotel employee, but Dunn is electric sex. His only downside is having competed in MTV’s bisexual reality dating show, Double Shot of Love, for the attention of the Ikki twins, Rikki and Vikki—icky is right…blecch!
Anyway, Straight College Men has obviously not complied with 495 Productions’ little cease-and-desist letter because Big John’s about to jerk his large uncut tool on their site. But in the meanwhile, 495 Productions, Inc. should probably be thanking SCM instead of sending them legal threats. Had SCM not featured men from Tool Academy and Double Shot of Love, we never would have heard of those shows at all.
En el cuartel general QC somos todos unos lolitos insaciables, por eso, siempre nos ponemos a babear cuando vemos un papazote como Darren. Las fotos son de Dylan Rosser.
Conner Habib throws Derrek Diamond up against the lockers and forces his tongue down his throat. He works his way down to Derrek’s fat cock and greedily sucks him off. Derrek knows he’s got a sure thing when Conner sits down on his cock and they fuck until both studs shoot huge loads
It turned out to be very popular the first time Aston and Mario appeared together. besides being two great looking guys, there’s a genuine chemistry there as you would expect for boyfriends. Strangely, the movie came out very different than the still photos. from watching the movie, you’d think everyone was very serious during this shoot. In fact, it was a lot of fun. Check out the photos and you’ll get the idea.
Grobes Geraet is not only Tim’s partner and the behind-the-scenes producer for the site, he also loves to fuck!
For his first video on TimTales, Grobes films a private meeting with his good old fuckbuddy Danny. Hopefully this won’t be his last video!
Bel Ami got these 2 guys together for the cover shoot of a DVD. They hit it off immediately and this very hot photoshoot was the result. Pure bel Ami magic in our humble opinion!
Fue imposible resistir a Daniel en estas fotos de G Online. Él es muy chulo, y desde todos los ángulos tiene atributos que nos dejan babeando. De esta vez nos hemos dedicado a apreciar su culo, pero muy pronto volveremos con un posting sólo para su polla.
The tagline for Haze Him reads, “Real tapes of college debauchery and fraternity hazing!” After viewing a few of their videos, we’d say the site definitely delivers some hot college fun!
Take, for example, some footage that was submitted from an Ohio fraternity. The submitter who sent in the footage included a note: “To whoever wants this footage, We had a little initiation for our fraternity but it was all set up for a good joke. We had these dudes doing a lot of strange things, I mean strange like jerking each other off, sucking each other off, just some really gay stuff. I already graduated from there & I just felt like putting this footage out I did some research & decided to send it to you guys, & I’m kind of hoping you guys can do something with it. Hope to hear back form you. Thanks”
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Los tíos de You Love Jack nunca dejan de sorprendernos. Noah River puede no ser de los más pollones, pero todo en él es bello. Durante la escena, Noah puso las piernas para arriba y empezó a meter el dedo en el culo. Uno de los mejores chicos de YLJ hasta la fecha.
