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Drill Ass Like A University Professor!

University academic life doesn’t sound very sexy, does it? It conjures up images of crusty old professors delivering boring lectures and assigning long fusty papers composed in a soul-crushing library… but think again! In fact, one professor at Northwestern University gave his students a live demonstration of someone getting plowed in with a “HOT LIVE FUCKSAW.”

The optional presentation last Monday, attended by about 120 students, featured a naked non-student woman being repeatedly sexually stimulated to the point of orgasm by the sex toy, referred to as a “fucksaw.” The device is essentially a motorized phallus.

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