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Queerism – Fag Tag

noun: 1) a small loop on the back of a man’s shirt between the shoulderblades at the top of the pleat.
2) a tag on a social networking site that confirms that a person is a homosexual
3) the masculine version of a tramp stamp; i.e. a lower back tattoo on a guy.
4) any game played by homos play hide-and-seek, Chinese freeze tag, or any other game that involves running, giggling, and being touched by “it”
verb: 1) to amass a big group of gays, lesbians and their friends and take over a traditionally straight venue
2) to leave glitter make-up, a rainbow button, bad cologne, or lipstick on another person as a result of a gay embrace
ex: “So the boys and I were playing fag tag and when Jerry touched me, he totally left this fag tag of glittery hand lotion all over my shirt. Granted, my shirt already had a big ol’ fag tag of its own on the back it, but I still wanted to look nice for when we fag tag the straight sports bar later. God knows I’ll probably be fag tagged on Facebook if anyone takes pictures of us while we’re there. And I’ll most likely end up picking up a bottom with his own fag tag right above his ass! Life is so faggy sometimes, isn’t it?”
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