gay slang

There are 6 posts for Gay slang, the oldest from December 12, 2010.

Queerism – Rusty Trombone

Queerisms - Rusty Trombone
noun: when someone eats your ass from behind while giving you a handjob (the sliding motion of a hand on a shaft combined with a face in a pucker creates the strange image of someone playing a trombone).
ex: Then after I sucked his dick for a while, he got me on all fours and gave me a rusty trombone. I was fifteen minutes for work, but meh.
Thanks to pipebruiser for the Queerism! Submit your own HERE.

25 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Queerism – Dildon’t

Queerisms - Dildon't
noun: a dildo or anal toy of laughably impossible design or girth, something you would not like to stick in your ass.
ex: Girl, the “Fist of Fury” ain’t a dildo—it’s a dildon’t.
Thanks to Daniel for the Queerism! Submit your own HERE.

18 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Queerism – A.T.M.

Queerism - A.T.M.
noun: an abbreviation for “Ass To Mouth” when one pulls their dick out of a person’s ass and immediately inserts it in their mouth. Can also refer to rimming and then kissing someone (if you’re a wuss).
ex: When he asked if I wanted to go A.T.M. in the middle of sex, I thought he meant we should go to the cash machine. Then he told me what he meant and I was like “Oh, hell no!” But then I did it anyway…
Submit your own Queerism HERE.

11 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Queerism – Amazeballs

qrsm_amazeballs.jpg
adjective: something that’s so amazing it’s crazy or something that’s amazing in a really broke-ass or ghetto-fabulous way.
ex: Have you seen Miguel’s jean jacket with the rhinestone mosaic of Nancy Reagan on the back? Yeah, it’s amazeballs.
Thanks to andycamp for the Queerism! Submit your own HERE.

04 Feb 11 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Queerism – Fag Tag

queerisms_fagtag.jpg
noun: 1) a small loop on the back of a man’s shirt between the shoulderblades at the top of the pleat.
2) a tag on a social networking site that confirms that a person is a homosexual
3) the masculine version of a tramp stamp; i.e. a lower back tattoo on a guy.
4) any game played by homos play hide-and-seek, Chinese freeze tag, or any other game that involves running, giggling, and being touched by “it”
verb: 1) to amass a big group of gays, lesbians and their friends and take over a traditionally straight venue
2) to leave glitter make-up, a rainbow button, bad cologne, or lipstick on another person as a result of a gay embrace
ex: “So the boys and I were playing fag tag and when Jerry touched me, he totally left this fag tag of glittery hand lotion all over my shirt. Granted, my shirt already had a big ol’ fag tag of its own on the back it, but I still wanted to look nice for when we fag tag the straight sports bar later. God knows I’ll probably be fag tagged on Facebook if anyone takes pictures of us while we’re there. And I’ll most likely end up picking up a bottom with his own fag tag right above his ass! Life is so faggy sometimes, isn’t it?”
Thanks to Johnny for the Queerism! Submit your own HERE.

28 Jan 11 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Queerism – Chicken Hawk

Queerism - Chicken Hawk
noun: an older man who chases after younger men (or “chicken”). Chicken can refer to teenage jailbait as well as men substantially younger than the “hawk” in question.
ex: “I know I just turned 45, but I look at that group of hot young twinks over there and I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight! Whoever thought I’d grow up into a chicken hawk?”
Submit your own Queerism HERE!

17 Dec 10 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments