The parade of tears that is Zack Randall and Derek Rivero’s “non-breakup” continues. Just to bring you up to speed: First Derek announced their breakup and then followed up the announcement with an ice-cold video press release. Then Zack won 2009 Freshman of the Year (because he’s fucking beautiful) and peed on himself some more. Then, Zack and Derek revealed that their breakup was actually just a big shadowy conspiracy by the porn world puppeteers, then they showed up at an Unzipped gala arm-in-arm to celebrate Zack’s award. Most recently, catty twink Phillip Ashton created a scathing blog accusing Derek and Zack of spousal abuse, infidelity, possessing drug paraphernalia and child rape.
Yesterday, the terror twinks released a video admitting that their entire break-up was just an ill-conceived publicity stunt for Zack’s career. While they stopped short of naming the devious mastermind behind it, they did implicate Ron Davis (aka Jim Mason), owner of BoysPissing.com. According to sassy queen Derek, Ron supposedly drunk-dialed Derek while he and Zack were in Nepal. In a pink-champagne fueled rage over the phone, Ron vowed to do everything in his power to break Zack and Derek up. Why Zack and Derek would then fake a break-up on this guy’s advice is beyond us. But twinks do strange things sometimes.
As far as Phillip Ashton goes, Derek and Zack admit that they to have to forcibly hold each other down from time to time, but that’s completely normal in a three-year relationship. Err… if you say so, boys. Completely unaware of his own porn standing, Derek then calls Ashton a washed-up porn groupie. Umm… pot-kettle-black, Mr. Rivero? We mean, you are Arsenio Hall to Mr. Randall’s Eddie Murphy, Sonny to his Cher, Ringo to his rest of The Beatles*.
We can spare you the agony of watching their fifteen-minute video by telling you that what we’ve written is infinitely more succinct and entertaining than the endless cum-flavored drivel spilling out of their twink mouths. For most of the video, you wish they’d just shut the fuck up and start making out. In the video’s final half-minute, they do and it’s the best part of the entire vid because after that, it’s thankfully over. Good job, boys. D-minus.
*this joke shamelessly stolen from The Simpsons.
These three amigos are goofing around, playing some pool, and having a relaxed, good time with each other. DJ’s not the greatest shot in the world, so when he takes aim at the 8 ball, TommyD sees an opportunity to capitalize. DJ agrees to take both Tommy’s AND Christian Wilde’s cocks in his ass at the same time if he misses the shot. Faced with the pressure, DJ chokes and totally blows it. That’s not the only thing he ends up blowing.
Chiseled horse-hung stud Tony Mecelli finds his way to the warehouse looking for sex. As luck would have it, good looking cocksucker Kyle King comes along and immediately devours Mecelli’s fat cock. Soon both hunks are naked and King kicks back to be serviced by Mecelli. Ready for more, King flips over and opens his hole for Mecelli’s monster cock. Mecelli pulls out of King’s tight hole and shoots his load over King’s head!
When news gets to Francesco that a competing restaurant has opened in his patch, he is not pleased and forcefully ‘invites’ his rival to dinner to teach him a few lessons in proper business practice. And with the help if his personal aide Jean Franko, they succeed in getting cocky Damien down on his knees and show him who is top dog in this city.
He got him in the Bus, Jessie seduced him, and John sucked his dick, which he was pretty pissed about. A little bit of money changed his mind. See what his price tag is.
During the shooting of RecklessHot House took their cameras into an abandoned warehouse and found chiseled hunk Tony Mecelli sitting around waiting for some action. They talked the horse-hung stud into stripping down and showing us his perfect body and huge cock. No wonder he found some action!
Antonio is photographing the sweet ass and stunning muscular physique on Aitor when his lust can no longer be contained through the lens. He spreads Aitor’s cheeks, still secured in a jock strap, and lets his tongue prove his admiration. But it’s not long before Aitor is the one in awe when he sees the heat Antonio is packing between his legs. The bald and bearded couple show give each other the proper dues, sucking and fucking in a scene we imagine Antonio wished he could capture with his camera as well.
From the Bang Bang Boys site:
“Here is the story of Mike Roberts. I used to work for legendry Matt Sterling, and for a while I was in charge of finding models as the talent scout. I met this kid named Mike Roberts, an ex-Marine and we became very good friends. Before he started in porn films, he did his first video for me. Being a straight guy, I wanted to see what he was willing to do on camera, so I decided one weekend to go to my friends house in Palm Springs, California and see what we could get out of him on film. This was actually when I first thought about starting Bang Bang Boys. I put an ad in the paper looking for models to work with Mike, and found 2 amateur guys to help me out – Corbin Michaels and Caleb Carter. I ended up shooting two videos and kept them to myself till about a month ago, when my friend Chris Ward at Raging Stallion looked at them and told me to edit and release them for you guys. So I did and I think you will enjoy Mike with his amazing physique and big, uncut cock. Yum!”
Oh. what it must be like to be deep throated by Damien Crosse. If Francesco D’Macho’s throbbing hard cock and moans are anything to go by, it’s quite the experience you’d imagine. This ridiculously hot, hairy couple then get into a 69er, Francesco continuing to throat fuck his furry buddy. Then he buries his thick cock deep in Damien’s hole, inspiring screams of pleasure. They swap positions, Damien then topping the giant muscle hunk before unloading a massive load in his mouth and given some back in return.
Who better to take Antonio Biaggi’s massive tool than master of bottoms RJ Danvers? Drawn to each other’s hairy hotness in the packing room, RJ first goes down on Antonio’s thick piece of meat, nearly choking on it as he wraps his mouth around the tasty cock. Incapable of staying away from RJ’s hole any longer, Antonio then buries his face in his ass, making him cry out in pleasure. As you might imagine, when these boyz finally get to the fucking, the results are spectacular.
A bunch of this week gossip items involved fighting, so we rounded them up at the beginning and start off with a BANG! Amid a battle between feuding twinks, Ricky Sinz also kicks some ass, some Lucas Entertainment men fight and fuck, and Sean Cody’s Harley’s health takes a blow. Check out all the action below! If you’re like us, you’ve been enjoying the dramatic breakup/notbreakup of Randall Rivero and Zack Randall—it’s like a soap opera, except with only two actors and you’ve seen both actors blow each other. Enter Phillip Ashton, a Toegasms twink who claims that the breakup was real but happened because of Rivero’s physically and emotionally abusive behavior towards Randall. He also suggests that Rivero raped a 16-year-old, left scratch marks on Randall, and that Randall’s really into Ashton. It’s the stuff of Beverly Hills 90210 re-runs and Ashton’s semi-coherent, OFT CAPITALIZED, accusatory, and swear-filled rant suggests that he’s undoubtedly bonkers. But the fight’s spilled over onto Twitter where Ashton continued to taunt Randall about not getting any work with Channel 1, Randy Blue, or Falcon; though as far as we know Mr. Ashton hasn’t got any work with them either, so…
Zack Randall responded to Ashton directly via Twitter as well:
@PhillipAshton you WISH you had me! All you have is a BoysPissing ad and that’s all you will ever have of me. Dream on
@PhillipAshton you are sad making up lies left and right cause I refused to be your room mate. It’s due to your uncontrolled insanity
@phillipashton NOBODY hires you anymore! 29 years old, balding and faded groupie of pornstars. You are no pornstars just a wanna be!
@PhillipAshton you MUST tell me where you got your crystal ball 🙂 Then you should return it cause it doesnt work 🙁
Oh please tell us more we just cant wait to hear your next lie. They are so entertaining, Im eating popcorn with Parmesan Cheese 😉
You’ve been in a mental institution before & I see u going back screaming our names and ripping your nappy hair out. Sorry but u took it far
Yes we are taking legal action because there is so much inaccuracy in this & we did not start this war, If someone is pissed we are together
Rivero goes onto claim that Ashton accessed Randall’s Twitter and bank accounts and changed the passwords just to mess with Zack. ALRIGHT, NOW EVERYONE SHUT UP! First off, all the twinks need to chill. Good. Now we all that know Derek Rivero is a space cadet and that Zack Randall drinks his own pee-pee, but you gotta wonder why Phillip Ashton bothered. In our opinion, it’s probably professional jealousy. After all, Zack’s starred in a Lucas Entertainment feature, whereas Phillip’s most auspicious role was in “Spunk Junkies.” But we’ll be keeping watch to see if this wicked little web goes into court or not!
Manifest Men has got a new Zeb Atlas photo set this week at Manifest Men and if you like seeing Zeb flex and show off his incredibly big muscles you’ll love these new pics. Plus, unlike photographer Vin Marco’s last Zeb update which featured a white background, this one features a dark one. You guys should check out and compare what a difference there is between the two photo sets. Zeb Atlas looks just awesome in both sets but it’s amazing how various muscle groups seem to pop out more depending on the background–and the lighting of course. Be sure and check out the photo gallery and see for yourself.
Do you like big muscles? Do you like huge muscles? If so, Tim Kruger has got something for you: Attila.
He’s a young bodybuilder who has competed in championships at a weight of almost 300 pounds. He’s still in a shape he could go on a stage with.
