adj: anything that is fabulously unique or fabulous and unique.
example: Gurrrl, look at that dress. It’s the most fabnique piece I’ve seen all season!
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noun: a room in someone’s house dedicated to jerking off. Also known as a masturbatorium.
example: There’s a room in Sam’s apartment that is dedicated to masturbation. There’s an easy chair in the corner and the walls are covered in porn. He calls it his jizzporium
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noun: someone who uses text messages as an exclusive means of arranging booty calls; also someone who is sexually aroused by texting.
example: Have you seen Joey’s text message inbox?! The last time he sent a text other than “I’m horny. Come over.” was last month. What a homotextual!
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noun: someone who will sleep with anyone who buys him things, regardless of gender
example: John only fucks people who buy him gifts. He’s a total buysexual
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noun: an extremely flamboyant guy who either plays sports or has huge muscles; an extremely flamboyant jock-type guy.
example: Sure, Sam looks like a linebacker from a distance, but he’s such a jockette. A purse falls out every time he opens his mouth!
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noun: The gay capital of a country; a big gay city. Also, a city full of gays.
example: I opened Grindr during my trip to Washington DC, the nearest homopolis, and there were so many gays that my phone melted!
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noun: Someone who tries to be glamorous, but isn’t quite experienced enough to pull it off. Flashy and trashy, but not yet ready for prime time.
example: Anyone can be a beautiful glamateur, but it takes real talent to be a star!
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adjective: A portmanteau of “fabulous” and “spectacular;” an even gayer version of “fabulous.”
example: Have you heard the newest Madonna album? The whole thing is so very fabular!
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noun: Someone who acts stereotypically gayer than he or she normally would in order to get attention.
example: Edward is a totally chill person, but once he’s had a few drinks he can’t stop talking about how faaaabulous Lady Gaga is. He’s such a flambot.
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adjective: 1) Someone who can’t think of anything but his next trick. 2) The mesmerizing feeling when you see a particularly beautiful cock.
example: Have you talked to Alan lately? He’s so dicknotized, all he can do is talk about sex!
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noun: A nickname for a gay man who constantly judges other people’s sexual behavior. From the US television show of the same name.
example: Jason: “I can’t believe you slept with him last weekend.”
Peter: “Don’t be such a Judge Judy, man!”
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noun: A gay man who loves to suck or chew on his partner’s nipples.
example: Man, I took a Dairy Queen home last weekend and my nipples were sore for days!
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noun: A sexual disorder which causes a male to attempt penetration of the wrong holes during intercourse.
example: Harry: “WTF are you doing man! That’s my ear!”
William: “Sorry mate, I’ve got sexlexia”.
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verb: 1. To constantly touch, caress and stimulate ones hair for sexual pleasure 2. To masturbate while holding your partners hair in the same hand.
example: Bob: “Dave, your new hair cut is awesomely sexy and makes me so horny I want to hairsturbate you right now!”
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noun: A condition of multiple, involuntary and prolonged loose and liquidy ejaculations of which a person has no control.
example: “OMG! I don’t know how my date did it, but he’s gives me spermatorrhea!”
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noun: In the human male reproductive system, retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen, which would normally be ejaculated via the urethra, is redirected to the urinary bladder. Normally, the sphincter of the bladder contracts before ejaculation forcing the semen to exit via the urethra, the path of least pressure. When the bladder sphincter does not function properly, retrograde ejaculation may occur.
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