noun: Fear of losing an erection.
example: When you have medomalacuphobia you totally have to act on the spur of the moment. Here… take that right now… Quick!
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noun: The sexual preference for a blind or blindfolded sex partner or for having-sex in total darkness. Tactile stimulations reach greater sensitivity in semi or total darkness.
example: It may be amaurophilia but it’s not just a shot in the dark, LOL!
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noun: Sexual pleasure derived from taking baths, showers, or other modes of washing oneself.
example: Carter spent hours in the showers at the gym which bordered on ablutophilia (at least that’s his excuse).
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noun: The aggregate number giving the total amount of ass that a top has fucked over a longer period of time such as the past year or in his lifetime.
example: I’ll bet Sean Cody’sBrandon has fucked nearly ten miles of ass since starting his porn career.
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noun: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
example: David is so polite he chose brown sheets to hide any embarrasing santorum stains!
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noun: The total amount of ass fucked by a top during a given time period. Computed by taking the length of the top’s cock times the number of total insertion strokes thrust.
example: Ben, a top with an 8″ cock, fucks hot-assed Tim for 10 minutes non-stop before blowing his load. At an average of 3 insertion thrusts per second, this yields 180 insertion thrusts per minute or a total of 1800 total insertion thrusts. 1800 insertion thrusts times 8 inches of cock equals 14,400 inches of cock, or 1290 feet of cock that Tim took in total from Ben. Now that’s a lot!
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noun: The sexual arousal associated with urine, urination, playing with urine, watching a partner urinate, drinking urine, sniffing urine-soaked garments, especially during fucking or masturbation. AKA “Golden Showers”.
example: Putting “Urolagnia” on my Grindr profile confused a few guys but at least they got in touch and messaged me to ask… haha!!
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noun: An aggregate number giving the total amount of cock that a bottom has taken over a longer period time such as the past year or in his lifetime.
example: I’ll bet Johnny Rapid has taken nearly ten miles of cock since starting his porn career.
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noun: The total length of cock that a bottom took during a given time period. Computed by taking the length of the top’s cock times the number of total insertion strokes thrust.
example: Brad, a top with a 7″ cock, fucks uber hot-assed Tom for 6 minutes non-stop before blowing his load. At an average of 2 insertion thrusts per second, this yields 120 insertion thrusts per minute or 720 total insertion thrusts. 720 insertion thrusts times 7 inches of cock equals 5040 inches of cock, or 420 feet of cock that Tom took in total from Brad.
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noun: To describe a man so incredibly beautiful as to cause in instant erection!
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noun: See Sponge Cake. Using a riding crop on your spongecake’s incredible ass while you fuck him. Often leads to Spongecake with Cream Filling sooner than originally planned. And just as in the world of baked goods, if you smack a twinkie spongecake hard enough, it’s likely to spew some its own cream filling.
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noun: The homosexual equivalent of a woman’s monthly period in which gay guys starts to feel like having sex with other guys once a month.
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noun: See Sponge Cake. And you couldn’t care less because your spongecake’s ass is just so damned fine, you’re an insatiable top, and he lets you cum inside him. And just as in the world of baked goods, if you have a twinkie spongecake, it is your duty to ensure to inject some cream filling.
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noun: Any person who claims to be 100% straight; but after a couple of cocktails they begin to flirt, make-out and attempt to bed anyone of their gender until sober.
example: Don’t worry, if you want a chance at Brad, just invite him to your house and give him a couple beers; he’ll be all over you and dragging you to bed in no time.
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noun: A beefcake who makes you think he likes you but is just having sex with you because you do things like loan him your car, help him with his rent, buy him meals, keep his liquor cabinet stocked, and/or other things. Be careful: just as in the world of baked goods, some spongecakes are twinkies.
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verb: The little jingling sounds made by belt buckles, keys, pocket change, neck chains, dog tags, bracelets, and other small metal objects on your person that you hear as you and your partner undress each other before sex. Superstition has it that every time you hear dings before dongs, a devil gets its horns.
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