The Watch We’ve Been Waiting For
We’re definitely going for the Sports Edition.
09 Sep 14
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Gratuitous Post Of The Day – Which Would You Rather?
Pick one.
27 Aug 14
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Grapefruit Lover Makes The Best BJ Noise Ever!
Meet Denise Walker (aka Angel). She’s a classy ass dame who wants to teach you how to pleasure a man using nothing more than your mouth and a grapefruit. But before you watch her instructional video, know this — Angel makes dick-sucking noises like a congested goblin! Dear God it’s horrid, and you’ll definitely want to hear it.
According to Angel, every man can’t wait to be blindfolded and blowjobbed with a citrus — citric acid and sensitive cock-skin be damned! Plus, grapefruit and cock are both low-calorie foods, meaning that her grapefruit-blowjob trick could just save your marriage and help you shed a few pounds in the process.
Hear Angel’s ghastly BJ noise and learn more about citrus-love after the jump!
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04 Aug 14
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5 Great Uses For Your Old Suction Dildos!
You’ve seen our great selection of suction dildos, right? They come in so many different shapes and sizes that with a little lickin’ and stickin’, you can easily be the star bottom of your own one-man gangbang!
But when you’re done, are you just supposed to put them back in the pleasure chest until next time? What a waste! Well worry not, proactive bottoms! Turns out that your suction butt toys have all sorts of handy uses if you’re willing to have a few stray cocks hanging around.
Truly! Peruse our gallery after the jump and see how you can turn your dildos into happy helpers for any hedonistic home.
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26 Jul 14
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Man vs. Fruit – Round 1
In the first round of Man Vs. Fruit we have Jay from All Australian Boys vs. a banana, a pepper, an orange and some kiwi.
Who’s more expressive….the man who is watching porn and fucking something or the beginnings of an arrangement form Edible Baskets?
Who wins this round?
09 Jul 14
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Gratuitous Post Of The Day – Green Screen Fluffer Is A Thing!
Woohoo, I’m adding a new job to my list! Ever wondered how those hair shampoo models’ shiny mane of tresses defy gravity? They use a GREEN FLUFFER!!
Heck, even Superman’s cape uses one to defy gravity!
Yes, Green Screen Fluffers exist for real. Now you know. If anyone has a GSF job opening, please send it my way.
(via Saladin Ahmed and “Puppetry of the Peas” via imgur)
29 Jun 14
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Gratuitous Post Of The Day – Logan Paul Is World’s Worst Superhero
There’s at least one more place where he can blast sonic beams. We shortlist a few more of our favourite Logan Paul Vine moments after the jump.
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25 Jun 14
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Gratuitous Post Of The Day – The Kiss
That never happened.
22 Jun 14
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E-mooning
Emoticons, those guilty little pleasures, have been a mainstay of our texting life for what seems forever. Here is a new set to use in your daily thumb keyboarding that might just see just as much action as well, a hungry bottoms’ ass (growl).
Anyone has any to add to the list?
12 May 14
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Porn Break: Find the Invisible Cow
Feeling porn numb? Take a little time out to hunt for the Invisible Cow. Moo~!
Remember to hit Sticky for your daily dose of fun.
03 May 14
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Porn Break: Salut Salon “Wettstreit zu viert”
Now this is what we call entertainment. These Salon Salut girls are amazeballs.
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10 Apr 14
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The Gifs of Mynosaurus
We stumbled upon these really fun gifs in our Tumblr dashboard and had to share. They’re fun and a little cheeky!
Check out his Tumblr.
29 Mar 14
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Porn Break: This Pussy Knows How To Work A Dick
We all know that cats have their own unique way of looking things. Watch to see how this cat says “hey bud stop that and feed me!”
26 Mar 14
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This Is How You Solve A Problem Like Maria
And for old time’s sake, let’s relive the hills:
24 Mar 14
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Porn Break: Turn Down For What
So wonderfully weird! If you haven’t seen this video by DJ Snake & Lil Jon, you should. It’s like the Harlem Shake version of 28 Days Later… in other words, it’s all gone wrong…
17 Mar 14
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Porn Break: Wounded on the (Porn) Battlefield
Is it just our twisted brains—or does this video urging BYU students to help guys getting obsessed and addicted with pornography seem kinda weird and well, pretty darn homoerotic?
That cute boy (addicted to QueerClick) when shown on the battlefield doesn’t seem to be wounded as much as he seems to be rubbing one out. And the buddy who spots him seems to be a perfect lead-in to some porny military fantasies. Yes, I know the Mormon Church is trying to steer us away from pornography here, but in-between the lines, it almost seems as if they’re saying help your brother out with a little private time together. And then at the end of this important message, doesn’t it seem there is an unspoken connection between these two guys? Hell, yes.
So as a porn purveyor, you may find this shocking, but we too don’t want you to be too obsessed with the endless feed of the porny hot men QueerClick provides all the time either! That’s right, give your hand a rest! We, too fully encourage some boning in your dorm room too. Share the beauty of life and love with others too. Amen.
07 Feb 14
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