Porn Break: Wounded on the (Porn) Battlefield

Is it just our twisted brains—or does this video urging BYU students to help guys getting obsessed and addicted with pornography seem kinda weird and well, pretty darn homoerotic?
That cute boy (addicted to QueerClick) when shown on the battlefield doesn’t seem to be wounded as much as he seems to be rubbing one out. And the buddy who spots him seems to be a perfect lead-in to some porny military fantasies. Yes, I know the Mormon Church is trying to steer us away from pornography here, but in-between the lines, it almost seems as if they’re saying help your brother out with a little private time together. And then at the end of this important message, doesn’t it seem there is an unspoken connection between these two guys? Hell, yes.
So as a porn purveyor, you may find this shocking, but we too don’t want you to be too obsessed with the endless feed of the porny hot men QueerClick provides all the time either! That’s right, give your hand a rest! We, too fully encourage some boning in your dorm room too. Share the beauty of life and love with others too. Amen.