Erection ’08: Gays For McCain


Move over Log Cabin Republicans! Here are a few “real American” gays who aren’t happy that Republican presidential nominee John McCain disagrees with his VP, Sarah Palin’s endorsement of the Federal Marriage Amendment. Hell no, they’re ready to do away with marriage, adoption, hate crimes legislation, butt sex, fairness, and happiness all together! Won’t you join them?

22 Oct 08 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

QC FYI: He’s Got Legs!!! “Manty Hose” For Men?

Wear manty hose with pride!
Pantyhose for men?!? Oh yes... the intriguing manty hose” website makes an interesting case for guys wearing shear leg stockings by asking the important question, “Why are panty hose considered female clothing anyway?”
They say that compression hose may help keep guys’ legs warm, increase circulation, and feed into the skin-tight clothing trend among men today. Though we’re not sure if we’re completely sold on the idea, there is something fun, stylish, and playfully counter-cultural by men wearing stockings. First off, the site offers lots of variety and even offers custom design. Second, some men have really beautiful muscular legs, the sort that shear stockings might make even more noticeable. Maybe manty hose really are the next best thing in men’s fashion…
What do you think?

17 Oct 08 By paperbagwriter 10 Comments

Crying Orgasm

(Video removed at the request of the owner.)
Here’s an interesting clip. This guy makes crying sounds when he cums. Weird moaning! Reminds me of what Bree Van de Kamp said about his hubby.

14 Oct 08 By Editor D 9 Comments

Optical Illusion


We’d like you boys (and not forgetting the few of you girls) to stop touching yourself and take a minute off your porn browsing to try out this super cool optical illusion.
How this works:
Just keep focusing on the dot in the middle of the castle until the end of the video. That’s it! Do you know what the illusion is? If you don’t get the illusion (and chances are you didn’t), watch it again, but this time, without looking at the dot.
Get it now? For those who still can’t get it, answer after the jump.

Continue with “Optical Illusion”

13 Oct 08 By Editor D 8 Comments

Erection ’08: La Pequeña Hillary Clinton Hulks Out!


You think that Hilary Clinton is OK about not being chosen as the Democratic nominee? Well, think again… La Pequena Hillary Clinton is back and this time she’s pissed at America for not giving her the nomination! She’s so fucking angry that she’s turned into La Pequeña Hillary Hulk! She’s like a cute, tiny, grouchy pickle person! is on the rampage and is carried away by a strange hooded figure. Both oddly funny and strangely disturbing…

11 Oct 08 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Queer, But Not Gay: Monkey Waiters


The Kayabukiya tavern, a traditional ‘sake house’ north of Tokyo has employed a pair of uniformed Japanese macaque called Yat-chan and Fuku-chan to serve patrons. Twelve-year-old Yat-chan is the crowd-pleaser as he moves quickly between tables taking customer drink orders. The younger of the two, Fuku-chan is quick to give the diners a hot towel to help them clean their hands before they order their drinks, as is the custom in Japan.
Yat-chan and Fuku-chan, who are both certified by the local authorities to work in the tavern are well appreciate by customers, who tip them with soya beans. ‘The monkeys are actually better waiters than some really bad human ones,’ customer Takayoshi Soeno said.
Tavern owner, Kaoru Otsuka, 63, originally kept the monkeys as household pets – but when the older one started aping him he realised they were capable of working in the restaurant. The monkeys work in shifts of up to two hours a day due to Japanese animal rights regulations. But the owner is hoping to bring up the next generation of monkey waiters, and is already training three baby monkeys to work as waiters.

09 Oct 08 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

QC FYI: Does SenSlip Reduce Penile Desensitization?

Does SenSlip Reduce Penile Desensitization?
The boys here at QueerClick like to keep you, our beloved readers up to date about the cutting edge of man-fashion and sexual technology. Why, just this week we mentioned mantyhose and not long ago, The Monkey Spanker. Well, here’s another one… If you’re circumcised (like 15% of the world is), the blade of your unsheathed sword may be getting a little dull, the bald knob of your scepter may be getting a little ruddy, the point of your sharpened love-pencil may be wearing down. In other words… um, how about we just let the website say what we mean:
“The SenSlip helps restore the sensitivity to the penis of circumcised men. It protects the head of the penis against dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to clothing. It looks, feels and works similar to a real foreskin.”
So, it’s a sleeve you pull over your prick in hopes of restoring lost sensitivity. But the fun doesn’t stop there!!! Oh… no, wait a minute… I guess it does. Check out this tidbit from their FAQ:
Q: Can the SenSlip Undergarment be used during sexual activity?
A: No.  The SenSlip Undergarment must never be inserted into any part of the body.  During  R & D some men became aroused when they fitted the SenSlip and subsequently admitted to masturbating when the garment was in place.  It should be noted that the SenSlip was not designed for this and damage to the SenSlip undergarment may occur.
We’re not trying to hate on SenSlip (or even endorse it, really), but the product brings to mind the age-old debate among men about wether sex feels better for cut or uncut men.
Our first question: Apart from the testimonials on the site (mostly from Brits and Texans) has anyone actually used this product? And if so, did it work? Is your knob shinier than ever?
Second question (for you older circumcised men): Does your dick deaden to sensitivity with age? Does it happen moreso to cut guys? Or does it happen to everyone?
And our last question: Does sex feel better for cut or uncut guys? We’d prefer actual medical evidence, but hot stories about you and your friends fucking around will work just as well.

06 Oct 08 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

And Now… Some “Safe For Work” Porn


File this under “queer, but not gay.” If you haven’t seen this hilarious video yet, it’s an advertisement for a party thrown by Diesel which quickly went viral because of its wild hilarity. Some of the animated covers for the sex act involving ice cream cones and corn are kinda obvious. But the brief musical section and scenes turning fingering and jerking into everyday actions send this video into the comic stratosphere. It’s called “SFW” (safe for work), but if you’re looking at this site, you’re probably not all too concerned with that.

30 Sep 08 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!