Porn Break: Jesus Spears Superstar

Because the Blackout Album is just like the New Testament
Sweet Jesus! This new musical, called SPEARS The Musical: The Gospel According to Britney, goes into previews on November 7th and are hoping to take it to Broadway. No joke. The story of Jesus Christ through the music of Britney Spears?! According to the musical’s website, the show will chronicle the life, death and resurrection of Jesus using Britney’s hits like “Stronger,” “One More Time,” “Lucky” and “Crazy.” Who knew Britney’s lyrics had such deep meaning. According to the Website, no one word is spoken and not one lyric is changed, but the musical (technically opera!) tells the life of Jesus. If you don’t believe us, see more here… http://www.spearsthemusical.com/

04 Nov 13 By redmonkey 3 Comments

Porn Break: Selfies


Give a man a phone, add some social and the idea that part of sharing about your life should include pictures of your so-called great life and you’ve got: The infamous selfie. We all do it, but the fact that it’s become a term, “Selfie” and that people consciously announce they’re going to take selfies of themselves or worse, hashtag #selfie to their post is… annoying. I guess that’s why we laughed-out-loud over this movie that had to be made! Watch the trailer for Selfies.

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25 Oct 13 By redmonkey 1 Comment

OMG! Behind the Scenes with Tan Mom on Lucas Entertainment’s Kings of New York 2

Why Tan Mom should never be on a gay porn set
To anyone who ever thought shooting gay porn would be loads of fun and frivolity: Just watch this torture!
Have some pity on the cast of Lucas Entertainment’s Kings of New York 2 in this behind the scenes footage with Tan Mom! Don’t worry, she doesn’t get naked. And we’re sure the end result of this scene is hysterical, but watching her work through this scene is painfully funny. Oooof!

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17 Oct 13 By redmonkey 7 Comments

Wreckingball Parody – Bryan Hawn

Wreckingball Parody - Bryan Hawn

Seriously, we’re not quite sure if this is considered a parody cos it’s so damn HAWT!! There’s been no shortage of Miley Cyrus parodies flooding the Interwebs lately, but none this HAWT. Can’t decide which is luckier – the hammer or the exercise ball. No wait, I think the pair of briefs on Bryan wins.
So who is this Bryan Hawn?
According to his official website BryanHawn.com, he’s a Zoologist, a Fitness Icon (being the best-selling health & fitness author of The LIST on Lulu.com), and a Recording Artiste. Not sure why Hottest Butt didn’t get its own tab on the site navigation bar? Haha.

Yep, told ya. An ass-citing spread awaits for you, Sir. Right after the jump.

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01 Oct 13 By Editor D 15 Comments