Porn Break: Jesus Spears Superstar

Sweet Jesus! This new musical, called SPEARS The Musical: The Gospel According to Britney, goes into previews on November 7th and are hoping to take it to Broadway. No joke. The story of Jesus Christ through the music of Britney Spears?! According to the musical’s website, the show will chronicle the life, death and resurrection of Jesus using Britney’s hits like “Stronger,” “One More Time,” “Lucky” and “Crazy.” Who knew Britney’s lyrics had such deep meaning. According to the Website, no one word is spoken and not one lyric is changed, but the musical (technically opera!) tells the life of Jesus. If you don’t believe us, see more here… http://www.spearsthemusical.com/