On a recent road trip from Phoenix to SF, Scott Hunter made this awesome singalong video. The formation of a boyband seems eminent, and they’re gonna be huge. Scott and the Hunters, maybe? You heard it here first, QueerClickers!
Does anyone recognize the third member? He looks extremely familiar, but we can’t quite place him. How embarrassing!
Eric Ducharme of Florida really, really wants to be a merman. So much so that he made his own tail and goes swimming in one of Florida’s natural springs three times a week. And, ok, we admit that it actually looks kind of fun.
What’s more, apparently this merman also possesses quite the entrepreneurial spirit. He’s started his own company, called The Mertailor, where he sells mermaid tails to other would-be merfolk.
Today in hard-hitting journalism, we bring you the mysterious case of the emotion lotion. We’re often asked what the best way to show affection for someone is, and this article clears up the case unequivocally. The best way to tell someone you love them is to rub your semen all over their face. Duh.
Surprise, surprise, spiders are the worst. Is it safe to assume that the Hollywood adaptation is in the works? Did we mention that his dick falls off? You didn’t miss that, right?
This porn break’s a two-for-one. First, maybe you’ve wondered how QC staffers see the world. What do we see when we’re walking down the street? Or when we see a hot guy shuffle past us on the subway? It’s exactly like the above .gif, really. So I guess the official answer is that we see the world the same as everyone else except, you know, a little more awesome. And with less clothes.
Part two of this porn break is one of our favorite Harlem Shake video, to date. An extremely relevant mash-up, if we do say so ourselves.
Sure, this video has pretty well made the rounds by now. And sure, she embellishes pretty heavily, but it still makes me laugh like a teenage girl at her Quinceañera.
Recently, a writer we’ve never heard of put together a totally arbitrary — but nonetheless hilarious — list of the top 100 tweets of 2012. Here are some favorites. You can check out the rest of the list here. Obviously we feel pretty strongly that the tweet about sucking off a unicorn should have been #1.
January 29th is Oprah’s 58th birthday. In honor of old things that are still relevant, we are dusting off this classic video. Because bootyholes, like Oprah herself, are always classy, always relevant, and expand or contract based on what goes in them. Happy Birthday, Oprah!
