Alex Greene is caught in a gym daze fantasizing over Andy Taylor‘s athletic abs and fit ass. The college boys go hard, hitting the weights and flexing their cocks for a testosterone pumping anal pounding. All this exercise mixed with Alex‘s thick cock conjures up a sexual aphrodisiac so strong Andy surrenders his innocent ass to the addicting pain of the deep hard repetitions from the hot jock. No pain, no gain as the muscular studs work up a sweat fucking all over the gym.
We had a glimpse of Damian recently and Legend Men has just given us another loving look at this stud. He’s worthy of a second, and third and fourth glance don’t you think?
Heya kids! It’s Chinpoko, back with another probing question! The last time I asked whether you’d ever date a guy who looked just like you, and the results were about 50-50 with most of you vain whores willing to date your twin. Can’t say I blame you, but save yourself some time and just start masturbating in the mirror — it’s basically the same thing.
This week, I was on the market for some lube, and I ran across this offer for a 55-gallon drum of Passion Natural Water-Based Lube!!! That’s enough to use for the rest of your life and still leave some for your kids in the will.
And the reviews are hilarious! For example, here’s one (supposedly) from openly gay, Japanese actor and Star Trek alum George Takei:
Brad and I will be Grand Marshals at this year’s San Diego Pride Parade, and we were looking for just the right touch to add a bit of pizazz to our appearance. So when we stumbled across the PASSION NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT – 55 GALLON drum, we felt we’d struck gold: “Just enough volume to soak an entire parade of spectators, and yet fits easily in our float.” Double win.
Now, how to spray the lube on the excited on-lookers? Why, by water pump gun, of course. To test out our delivery mechanism, we purchased a drum for our back yard and set up a slip and slide. I had Brad charge toward me down the slide, and I fired at will. It helped to imagine he was a Klingon Bird of Prey: Target that explosion and FIRE.
What I didn’t expect was that Brad’s forward momentum would cause him to crash into me, upending the entire drum along with us. Utter chaos. Our unfortunate cats, who had come out to judge our activities as cats will, were caught in the deluge. Looking like drowned rats, they howled and sped around the yard in hysterical circles, then tried for ten minutes to climb a tree.
Once again, the neighbors thought we’d set something on fire, so the LAFD arrived shortly afterwards. Try explaining any of this to a stranger, especially a hunky one in uniform. “Hose me down?” I offered. He kindly did, then retrieved our cats out of the tree with only minor scratches to the face. (They still aren’t speaking to us, by the way.)
Bottom line, we decided against soaking the Pride Parade revelers lest it create an “incident” that could upstage us entirely. But we do have a great new weekend fun activity.
Sooooo funny! But all this slippery, sliding silliness got me to thinking. Which lube gives you the best bang for your buck?
Welcome big, strapping basted Bo Bangor, as nasty and sexually single minded as he looks, this daddy loves dick! Tanned, tattooed and insatiable, Bo shows off his fat dick and spreads his meaty arse cheeks, he loves feeling a hot, probing tongue exploring his sweaty crack and a hot throat around the shaft and head of his cock. You’d better be ready to serve this strict daddy.
Gabriel and Pascal are a contrast in personalities. Gabriel, always the pleasant and outgoing porn star, and Pascal, somewhat reserved, but always the charming guy.
Sexy, hairy and stocky Bruno Miles came upon Men of Montreal‘s path and they couldn’t resist. In all of his glorious 19 years of age, this straight dude comes from Montreal’s South Shore suburbs and works as a mason. Measuring 5’11’ and weighing 195 lbs, he carries a solid frame of muscle. And, this straight boy shows off some pretty awesome chiseled abs. He definitely hit a weak spot in us. You all know by now that most French Canadian men are uncut. So it was quite uncharacteristic for us to see that Bruno sports a 7 inch cut cock. Bruno has a great personality. He was friendly, outgoing and bone hard all the time.
Louis Cale is the fresh meat of Bel Ami from Hungary. He’s friendly, has a smooth, lean body, nice dick and a big puddle of cum that he fires off from his delicious cock!
Truman fairly recently got fucked for the very first time and now he’s back to take Trenton‘s cock! Trenton is intense and passionate and has to be one of the most energetic and horny guys, so Truman is in for quite the drilling!
Tony Orion needs a job and the SF Meat Packers are hiring. He tells cigar-chomping foreman Fabio Stallone his lack of skills are offset by the fact that he’s strong, he’s flexible and he works really, really hard. Fabio’s cock twitches at the prospect. Some might call Tony a bear cub but Fabio is more interested in his potential as a sex pig. Is Tony ready to get his chops porked? Fabio pulls out a monster uncut cock and puts him to the test. Tony sucks like he came from a feed lot where dick was the only food.
noun: Slang for frottage (from the French verb frotter “to rub”), is a non-penetrative form of male-male sexual activity that usually involves direct penis-to-penis contact. The term was popularized by gay male activists who disparaged the practice of anal sex, but has since evolved to encompass a variety of preferences for the act, which may or may not imply particular attitudes towards other sexual activities.
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Trelino makes the most of an opportunity to seduce his hot straight friend Colby Jansen. Colby needs a dick pic and Trelino knows just what to do. Everything goes according to plan and Trelino gets drilled deep in his horny hole. This is the first Men.com scene for Trelino.
Shane started out as a boxer and has progressed to acting, modeling, and, stripping. you may have seen him before in some other productions both adult and mainstream. But you can definitely see lots more of him at The Guy Site.
Connor Kline joined The Club specifically so he could work out with Darius Ferdynand so Darius shows his appreciation by working on Connor’s huge cock in the locker room. The muscular hunk gets on all fours and swallows Connor‘s dick all the way to his giant balls but Connor can’t help but be distracted by Darius’ perfect smooth ass. He pulls the young athlete onto his cock and stands up with Darius impaled on his massive sword. Darius bounces up and down on Connor’s hard dick then lies back on a bench with his thick cock up in the air, allowing Connor to plow him deep.
Visions of Aleks Buldocek and James Ryder fill the screen, each one revealing more than the last, until they are fully erect and ready to rock. With cocks at full mast, they wrap their arms around each other. James is ripped and smooth; Aleks muscularly defined, bearded and with a thatched chest and abdomen. James demonstrates his bottomless throat on Aleks‘ cock before bending over a barrel to serve up his fresh, smooth buns with a tight pink hole in the center.
Shea gets it good from James! What started as a wet affair under the shower it quickly scaled into a fuck of epic proportions. This ladies and gentlemen, is how you put all those gym sculpted muscles into action. By the time Shea sits atop James dick and goes for a ride, it’s just pretty amazing. He bounces along and his dick follows the rhythm swinging back and forth as he drives his ass farther and farther down James’ dick. Before you know, you’ll be cummin’ in sync with these guys!
More after the jump!
