Life isn’t fair.
That’s not a complaint, just an observation. Some guys can go to the gym for two hours a day and never be ripped. Others never pick up a weight but still have a perfect body. Andrew is definitely in the latter category.
Men Over 30 has two new faces this week as we welcome Devon Hunter and Mike Rivers to the club. As Devon tries on different outfits, Mike does his best to be objective. The first one doesn’t work. As Devon takes it off to try the second one on; Mike discovers he looks best without anything on. His hands caress Devon’s abs as they start to make out. Mike moves south to explore the bulge in Devon’s briefs. He takes out Devon’s cock before engulfing it. Mike is in no hurry and takes his time savoring every inch of cock he’s given. From here these two get into a hot 69. Devon nurses on that Jersey bone as Mike continues deep throating Devon’s.
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Attention all facial hair lovers! Finally there’s a Tumblr blog for all your hair-faced fantasies! Better With A Beard tracks down shots of famous celebs—like comedian Wyatt Cenac, Alec Baldwin, Ben Affleck, Stephen Colbert, and Jake Gyllenhaal—to finally prove once and for all just how hard beards rawk!
Johnny Torque is so pissed off! His brother gets everything and Johnny’s super jealous. That’s why he invited his friends, Jakob Price and Tristan Sterling over to his brother’s new gym. To alleviate some of Johnny’s anger, this trio is rubbing their asses all over the new equipment!
OK, OK, OK… so this isn’t really gay porn, but this great little short about love and sex has kissing, blowjobs, and some very athletic anal! There’s even a penis rollercoaster ride—wow! And usually safe-sex ads just feature sex, a laundry list of diseases, or some porn star telling you that you need to do it. But how many feature the romantic development of a guy from childhood on with all the heartbreak, hope, trauma, and love found in actual life? Seriously, we love this funny, sexy short and its message: “Live long enough to find the one—protect yourself.”
Unless you have a thing for wizards, elves, and hobbits (and we know some of you nerdy freaks do) this excellent remix of exclamations from all three Lord of the Rings films should provide an excellent porn break. Of course, if you’re one of those aforementioned fanboys who get a sword in their pants over dwarves and paladins, then there’s a collection of sexy LOTR links below. See? We love you hot nerds!