Christopher has a very sexy southern “twang” when he talks. It’s surprising since he has lived in Europe and other parts of the world, yet he’s managed to maintain his accent. His world travels exposed him to soccer — a sport that he took on and has been playing for eight years. Soccer players have amazing bodies and probably the best asses you can find. Christopher is no exception. Meet the ass that can squat 400 pounds!
Reed’s a street-biking stud with a rocking body. And he has some wild stories to tell!
Reed was 13 when he first jerked off and he did it in the shower. He told us about the first time he had sex. Reed was 17 and met a girl online. He parked his truck and she started making out with him in the front seat. She rode him hard and ended up sitting on the steering wheel. She even broke his hand grip above the door while they fucked!
We usually reserve “Sites We Like” shout-outs for sites that have been around for a while. But seeing as we jerk off to royal family members like Prince William, we couldn’t resist giving Bangable Dudes In History an early plug. After all, it takes the hottest bitches in all of civilization and then makes pie charts on how sexy they are. If this site were a guy, we’d get him drunk on port, flip through a European socialism textbook with him and then fuck his brains out (in the old English style).
From Eurasian monarchs George V and Nicholas II and four-eyed composer Dmitri Shostakovich to Mughal emperor Shah Jahan and millionaire dandy Evander Berry Wall, BDIH chooses the hottest “historic boners” and provides old-timey images of each one at their fuckable-est along with a slew of awesome fun facts to let you know why you should wanna lay down with each legend.
For example, the Eurasian monarchs wanted to legalize incest (like us), the composer drank and smoked until he died (polio be damned), the emperor wanted to build “a black Taj Mahal” opposite the real one, and the millionaire squandered every penny of his fortune “on pleasure.” Why can’t we find guys like these? Oh yeah… because they’re all dead.
And if that wasn’t awesome enough, you can even suggest your own historical hotties for BDIH to feature. If only our World History teacher had only treated famous people like Craigslist hookups, we would have paid a lot more attention to the textbook instead the briefs that showed through his khakis every time he bent over.
We had featured Kieran in our IAOOC column before. He strikes a resemblance to Spanish footballer Gerard Piqué, except we think he is hotter, and Piqué probably doesn’t sport a piece of wood that impressive. More after the jump.
