Sites We Like: Bangable Dudes In History

We usually reserve “Sites We Like” shout-outs for sites that have been around for a while. But seeing as we jerk off to royal family members like Prince William, we couldn’t resist giving Bangable Dudes In History an early plug. After all, it takes the hottest bitches in all of civilization and then makes pie charts on how sexy they are. If this site were a guy, we’d get him drunk on port, flip through a European socialism textbook with him and then fuck his brains out (in the old English style).
From Eurasian monarchs George V and Nicholas II and four-eyed composer Dmitri Shostakovich to Mughal emperor Shah Jahan and millionaire dandy Evander Berry Wall, BDIH chooses the hottest “historic boners” and provides old-timey images of each one at their fuckable-est along with a slew of awesome fun facts to let you know why you should wanna lay down with each legend.
For example, the Eurasian monarchs wanted to legalize incest (like us), the composer drank and smoked until he died (polio be damned), the emperor wanted to build “a black Taj Mahal” opposite the real one, and the millionaire squandered every penny of his fortune “on pleasure.” Why can’t we find guys like these? Oh yeah… because they’re all dead.
And if that wasn’t awesome enough, you can even suggest your own historical hotties for BDIH to feature. If only our World History teacher had only treated famous people like Craigslist hookups, we would have paid a lot more attention to the textbook instead the briefs that showed through his khakis every time he bent over.