Oh Francois, you delicious weirdo! Not content to settle for showing his ass in French indie films, in a teenager’s collage-covered bedroom, or in B-grade pop videos, Sagat has recently turned up in this strange video nugget from artist Lukas Beyeler.
In the video, Sagat models in a sailor outfit for some European lottery… or something… we guess. We can’t really tell. But what we do know is that around the 3:00 mark, we get to see Sagat put on a bunch of freaky costumes and work his magic. We counted no less than 12 incarnations of the arty stud including:
Sailor Sagat
Indian Princess Sagat
Red Masquerade Sagat
Orange Raincoat Sagat
Swiss Goat Lover Sagat
Savage Wigs Sagat
Black Beach Ball Sagat
Little Red Boxing Sagat
Whale Fucker Sagat
Green Body Suit Sagat
Roller Britney Sagat
Gym Gnome Sagat Which Sagat is your favorite? We prefer the Francois Sagat we get to see fucking in the nude, but he’s still sizzling and sexy in these crazy costumes. Plus the music’s freaky and fun. Oh Sagat, you can change costumes as often as you like, just don’t change into someone boring!
Kevin Collins has to be seen to be believed. Muscle Hunks heard about this – um, supremely talented young man – whispered rumors, some incredulous emails, and they just had to see for ourselves. So will you. Not for nothing is this slightly shy, unassuming young man the object of admiration, and – well, lust – by both men and women…But don’t take our word for it. See for yourself
He called Sean “sir” and that was a sure sign that Mack is a good ol’ Southern boy and we all know how fun Southern boys can be. He likes four wheeling, or “muddin'” as he called it, bull riding, sports and the ranch life in general.
He’s had some wild times and has been working in construction but is ready to move on in life and start college.
“What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?”
Our randy red-head James Jamesson gets together with curly haired cutie DJ Mann. It’s immediately clear that both guys are into each other and can’t wait for the action to begin. DJ cranks away at his uncut cock while he deep-throats every inch of James thick tool. The guys continue to suck and play until the anticipation gets the best of them and James shoves his fat dick into DJ’s waiting hole. He makes sure DJ receives every inch, pounding him hard and deep. DJ works his cock frantically while James stuffs his tight ass. Still being plowed, DJ lets loose a creamy load, soon followed by James’s own sticky offering.
Teo took some time off the site. He is one of Bryan’s favorites and so easy to work with, but didn’t want you to get tired of him.
So he is back and looking good and ready to do a blow job video!
Micah was down with getting a blow job, though once again Bryan watched him jack off the day before and thought, “Dang he jacks of like I do and could easily make him nut!”
But Bryan knew he had Teo coming in, and Teo was determined to take some cock sucking lessons and amp up his game. This included a wee bit of ass eating (and we mean a small bit, which is a shame cuz Micah was into it)
Travis laughed excitedly as Corbin Fisher asked him if he’d heard the rumors about Dalton packing heat. As built as Travis is, he looked dwarfed sitting beside the chiseled slab of rock Dalton seems to be carved from. Travis laughs and says, “The guys just seem to get bigger and bigger.” But Travis is always up for a big challenge.
Lucas just turned 18 this past spring, but apparently he has been interested in showing his stuff off for a while, because he did not waste much time! Lucas has a nice uncut cock, a hot ass, lean toned bod, and a sexy look. After he tells us a little about himself, he strips down naked and works up his hot cock, stroking and moaning while he works up a sweat.
This is Brad. He’s handsome, cultured, and prepared to make you cream your panties with rosemary sunflower risotto, two complimentary copies of his new cookbook, and saying “fiddlesticks” as he removes his shirt to reveal his beautifully sculpted body underneath. It’s the sort of evening that really gives us a lesbian boner… that is, until he takes us out back to compare the thickness of maxipads. Then the date really goes downhill. If you wanna get to third base, you’re running into the outfield, Brad. Now shut the hell up and eat our manbox.
Oh well. Maybe we will do better with Ryan. He’s a smug, self-satisfied prick who makes toys for underprivileged orphans (like we give a fuck). Luckily, Mr. Perfect is a crappy actor who rips his stupid shirt off to let you eye-rape his perfect torso before uttering those immortal words of passion, “Don’t you just hate moisture?” And then… OH NO!!! He’s set up a fucking science project about how well different sanitary napkins absorb a woman’s monthly spaghetti jamboree. “It’s not fair that you should have to experience this every month.” And it’s not fair that we should have to experience him talking instead of moaning on all fours like a dumb cockslut. Moving on…
Then there’s Trevor. Trevor loves vacuuming and keeping up his eight hundred medical degrees so his mom can ooze all over what a brainiac he is. Luckily he knows that tidiness and smarts mean nothing compared to getting naked. So just as he reveals that he’s not wearing underwear and sits down at the piano to fuck your brains out, he starts talking about tampons again! Jesus, what is it with these guys? Is it that we keep going after bisexuals or that really sensitive men just hate vaginal moisture so much that they can’t go one minute in a date without talking about how much it disgusts them?
What we love though is that these three men are obviously cruising the women’s college looking for vulnerable women, luring them back to their place with promises of music, laundry, and candlelit dinners… showing some skin and then pulling the ol’ bait-and-switch to sell you tampons. It’s kinda like when we followed that cute guy home from the club only to end up with a 26-piece tupperware set. Yes, we would have preferred sex, but those sealable lids really do a good job of keeping out moisture. Love: zero, capitalism: one.
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